BREAKING NEWS: Donald Trump Signs Legislation To Help The Ailing 8-Track Tape Industry.

[gelsdorf]

BREAKING NEWS: Donald Trump Signs Legislation To Help The Ailing 8-Track Tape Industry.

"That is what this is all about: bringing back our jobs, bringing back our dreams and making America wealthy again, Donald Trump said. Some of the best people make 8-track tapes and I know that because they believe in me. We're going to fight for their right to keep the jobs they've had for decades. This is a major step forward for America."

Republicans in Congress and the Senate supported the new legislation that removed all environmental restrictions on manufacturing 8-track tapes and gave them financial incentives to remain in the US.

"Mah dissrict has needud this fur a long time" wrote Republican Bill Johnson of Ohio in a recent facebook post.

In unrelated news, Rex Tillerson and Scott Pruitt announced they would be opening a new 8-track tape manufacturing facility in Cleveland.

[mahatmakanejeeves]

1. "We're bringin' back the ja - KER-CHUNK - wbs."

These had better be four-channel eight-tracks we're talking about. or the deal's off.

[RKP5637]

2. I hear he's even considering bringing back crystal radio sets! n/t

[Stuart G]

3. I got one for sale...if anyone wants it....yes indeed...

[gelsdorf]

4. Just wondering

if match books are included?

[pangaia]

5. I want my old Wollensack back.

http://www.radiomuseum.org/r/wollensak_t1500t_150.html

[Doreen]

6. Is he going to force us to bring Disco back?

[KatyaR]

7. So will K-Tel be coming back as well?

They had a big business in 8-track tapes....

[lindysalsagal]

8. Rotary-dial wall phones are next, and health care will employ leeches

and every town will install a totem pole to drive out evil spirits that cause arthritus....

[demtenjeep]

9. is this for real? 8 tracks sucked

they would get caught and if they survived over a year then you could start to hear two songs at once

worst design of a music recording ever

[Mendocino]

10. There is a campaign to

bring back Burma Shave Signs to promote the domestic straight razor industry.


Shave and haircut 2 bits!

[Doc_Technical]

11. The four track tape players were better (The Muntz Stereo-Pak)

There was a hole in the cartridge for a pinch roller to swing up move the
tape along. This had less wow and flutter stats than eight track.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stereo-Pak