The CIA is slacking a little bit.
This morning I went to heat up a frozen sausage muffin in my microwave, and the inside was still a little cold when I bit into it.
Come on guys, I expect high quality work.
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you have to add 15-30 seconds to anything you cook to account for that. It's for the good of the country, you know.
Suck it up!
Historical amnesia comes in handy! 
Seems to be where he finds all his brilliant ideas too.
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