Dear Canada

[BainsBane]

Finders Keepers




You can have this one instead.



The world thanks you for your sacrifice. Remember that we have a shitload of nukes, and, really, who do you want controlling them?

[Phoenix61]

1. Yes'

[BainsBane]

2. If only it were so easy

Sigh.

[teezy]

3. Wow...

That's a very generous offer, but we're already getting Sarah Palin. It's not in our nature to be greedy.

[BainsBane]

4. We'll send Palin to Russia instead

She can already see it from her house.

[NastyRiffraff]

5. What a contrast

Trudeau is smart, accomplished, well-spoken, AND easy on the eyes. Gimme!

[sheshe2]

10. You understate here....lol

he is drop dead gorgeous!

[manicraven]

6. Yes! The sooner the better! For all our sakes.

[Solly Mack]

7. Throw in Ted Cruz. That'll sweeten the deal!

[BainsBane]

8. They sent Cruz to us in the first place

It's only fair they take him back.

[Solly Mack]

9. Good point. They owe us!

[bdamomma]

11. we can't punish our neighbors

with 45. this is all on us unfortunately.

[crazycatlady]

12. Remember they sent us Bieber

[BainsBane]

14. Exactly

They owe us.

[Maru Kitteh]

13. They had to have known that bill for Nickleback would come due, sooner or later.

Well, TODAY'S THE DAY MY CANADIAN FRIENDS.

Please?

Pretty please?

No?





okay

[BainsBane]

15. Those Trump worm sausages

in your sig line are disturbing.

[Maru Kitteh]

16. If I am so lucky as to

receive another heart before the end of V-week, I'll replace the worm sausages with something less . . . disturbing.



Okay. I'll probably do it anyway but.. . well . . . Trump as meat is kind of fitting, to my vantage.

[BainsBane]

17. Don't change it on my account

and Trump is indeed a worm.

[Maru Kitteh]

18. I have had more than one person remark about the

Trump sausages. They are disturbing.. . .