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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsDear Orange Julius Caesar. Happy Fucking New Year you obnoxious piece of shit.
I read your New Year reminder that I am your enemy and you are mine. As if I needed reminding.
I hope 2017 brings you protests, disdain, humiliation, bladder and bowel restrictions, urinary incontinence, projectile vomiting, diarrhea from your ass (your mouth and Twitter account already have it), cramps, impotence, painful urination, suppurating sores, deep vein thrombosis, migraine headaches, hemorrhoids, cataracts, corns, bunions, gout, ingrown toenails, muscle spasms, facial tics, arthritis and venereal diseases.
I hope the rest of your hair falls out in chunks on National television.
I hope Melania leaves you and your son is as temperamental and childish as his father.
I hope the Obama's dogs left piles of shit for you to step in all over the White House and the White House lawn, although I pity the shit for the indignity of being stepped in by the likes of you.
I have many more wishes for you Donald, but I know your attention span is short so I will save those for Valentine's Day if you haven't gotten us all killed by then. Okay asshole?
world wide wally
(21,760 posts)What he said.
Lindsay
(3,276 posts)I think that's my favorite nym so far!
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dionysus
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TrollBuster9090
(5,955 posts)statesman. This guy is Caligula, not Julius. Poor old Julius must be spinning in his grave at the comparison.
LW1977
(1,238 posts)Buns_of_Fire
(17,213 posts)Preferably, during his inauguration speech.
rzemanfl
(29,581 posts)rzemanfl
(29,581 posts)Auntie Bush
(17,528 posts)rzemanfl
(29,581 posts)MFM008
(19,834 posts)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
rzemanfl
(29,581 posts)she owns the house and we exist only to serve her every cat need.
lastlib
(23,366 posts)All things cat are there....
TrollBuster9090
(5,955 posts)I know, they're both technically Caesars, but let's at least specify that this shitstain on American history is Caligula and not Julius.
Aristus
(66,522 posts)Caligula's name at birth was Gaius Julius Caesar.
TrollBuster9090
(5,955 posts)him. But let's distinguish him from the original Julius. Half the men in Rome were named Julius.
Aristus
(66,522 posts)I'm a nut on Ancient Rome...
TrollBuster9090
(5,955 posts)I actually have a bust of Augustus Caesar in my study. (The Augusta Primaporta statue.)
Aristus
(66,522 posts)They're in poor enough shape that identifying the emperors on the obverse is a little difficult. But I think I've confirmed one as being struck during the reign of Constantine the Great. One I'm less sure of, but more excited by, is a coin possibly from the short reign of Maximinus Thrax. He ruled for only four years, and never visited Rome. I don't know how large his coinage was while he was emperor, but any specimen is likely to be fairly rare.
rzemanfl
(29,581 posts)Or I need more education in Roman history.
rzemanfl
(29,581 posts)TrollBuster9090
(5,955 posts)jmowreader
(50,589 posts)He restored democratic elections, had the treasury audited and reported the auditors' findings, and built some fairly decent public works projects while he was resting up from all the summary executions and sexual debauchery.
The closest analog to Trump in the Historical Rulers category is probably Idi Amin.
dhill926
(16,387 posts)"I hope the Obama's dogs left piles of shit for you to step in all over the White House and the White House lawn, although I pity the shit for the indignity of being stepped in by the likes of you."
Bravo!
smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)Well said.
Pachamama
(16,887 posts)rzemanfl
(29,581 posts)Pachamama
(16,887 posts)Calculating
(2,957 posts)..
mnhtnbb
(31,415 posts)by this time next year. No prediction on how, when, or why he'll make his exit, but I predict
he will not be in office on Dec. 31, 2017.
rzemanfl
(29,581 posts)Pence is no prize.
mnhtnbb
(31,415 posts)In my dreams, they would both be gone.