Trump DISTRAUGHT After Leaving Bobby Pins In Hair During Mexico Speech

[KamaAina]

Not The Onion!

http://bipartisanreport.com/2016/08/31/breaking-trump-distraught-after-leaving-bobby-pins-in-hair-during-mexico-speech-image/

The exact moment we thought Trump had hit rock bottom, he forgets to take bobby pins out of his hair. Enjoy the image!

[matt819]

1. Very presidential

Did I see I teeny tiny presidential seal on those Bobby pins? Should Hillary raise this at the debates?

[anamandujano]

9. No but she should wear a few and make sure they show up.

[lapucelle]

2. I wonder how long it takes to gerryrig that doo every morning.

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[BlancheSplanchnik]

6. baaHAA!

I wonder that too!!!

[blm]

3. But, those are the BEST hairpins in the world. He built that hairdo.

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[trof]

4. Oh horseshit. C'mon, DU. We're better than this. Really.

jeez

[Old and In the Way]

5. I dunno, maybe not pins..maybe a small creature living in there?

Trump might want to consider a powdered wig....that would be yuuuge with the base. With a tricorner hat that says 'Lets Make America Great Again!". He could be the new George Washington!

[Laffy Kat]

14. Speak for yourself.

I'm not better than this; I think it's funny. Sorry.

[UTUSN]

16. Me, too. I've long been not-better than this. Thnx!1 nt

[Binkie The Clown]

7. The antenna the aliens use to control his "brain". n/t

[pansypoo53219]

8. OLDER guys really seem to be obsessing if they still have hair.

of course RUMP's is probably all transplants.

[onehandle]

10. Suave hair product commercial on teevee just now.

The premise was that this is something to hide.

[kimbutgar]

11. I just want to know who does his hair?

Because it is a god awful hairdo!

[Scurrilous]

18. Is Donald Trump’s Hair a $60,000 Weave? A Gawker Investigation

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"Presumptive GOP presidential nominee Donald Trump has generated an unceasing torrent of press attention that some estimate to be worth roughly $2 billion. Yet the central mystery at the very core of his persona—his inscrutable hairdo—has somehow, impossibly, remained unsolved. Until, perhaps, now.

A tipster who claimed knowledge of Trump’s hair recently came to Gawker with a potential solution to the enigma: Trump’s hair is not his own, costs tens of thousands of dollars for installation and upkeep, and comes from a man as mysterious as Trump is bombastic.

This solution that Trump, our tipster says, sought for his hair woes is a little-known, patented hair restoration treatment called a “microcylinder intervention.” It’s only performed by one clinic that we know of—Ivari International—where our source once sought treatment, and where he says he learned of Trump’s apparent patronage. What’s more, Ivari’s New York location was inside Trump Tower—on a floor that’s now private and reserved for Donald Trump’s children’s offices."

http://gawker.com/is-donald-trump-s-hair-a-60-000-weave-a-gawker-invest-1777581357

Long read...

[Ilsa]

19. No wonder he goes home every night.

He needs the magic makeover every morning by someone whose children are practically hostages if the hair person ever speaks out.

I bet Ivana, Marla, and Melania don't know, either.

[alittlelark]

12. YOU'RE FIRED!! ... is what he said to one of his hair people...

...likely 5 or more of them on full time salaries and with STRONG non-disclosure agreements ...

[smirkymonkey]

13. Well at least he remembered to take his hairnet off.

[Rex]

15. So what happens if he takes them out?

Hairplosion?

[spanone]

17. egofuckingmaniac...