Caption Mittens

[WI_DEM]

[no_hypocrisy]

1. Look deeply into my eyes, you are getting sleeeeeeeeeepyyyyyyyyy

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

2. Staffer: "Someone get the battery charger, STAT"

[Spazito]

3. "I don't see the problem, the dog carrier was this big and fit nicely....

on the top of the car."

[OriginalGeek]

4. and this is my sleestak impersonation

[JoePhilly]

5. Gene Wilder joined Mitt for a musical number right after this ...

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

6. I have compassion, decency, and sympathy..my broker tells me he bought shares of that stuff.

[KansDem]

7. "The story opens on these mysterious explosions."

"Nobody knows what's causing them, but it's upsetting all the buffalo. So, the military are called in to solve the mystery."

[wendylaroux]

8. "And then *POOF*-there went another 20,000 jobs-- Awww Bain I miss ya."

[DearAbby]

9. When I said that....

my nose grew this long. Ann said, too bad it was the wrong location, but that is another story.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

10. "One day, while playing sport, the fella in the center hiked the ol' skinned pig to me... "

[madamesilverspurs]

11. ...the full picture

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[politicasista]

12. He just fired some people n/t

[Grassy Knoll]

13. " Obama's Pecker is this Big " n/t

[HangOnKids]

14. You Mean His STIMULUS Package? n/t

[sakabatou]

15. "Five. Five dollar foot-long."

[HopeHoops]

16. "The dog was going to shit on the windshield! What could I do?"

[Aerows]

17. "I was about to say something"

"It was going to be truthful, and naturally, I short circuited"