The RNC Shit Show

[ChoppinBroccoli]

This RNC shit show is what it would look like if a dangerously dumb and unqualified buffoon told his organizers, "I want this convention to look as much like 'The Jerry Springer Show' as possible." But hey, at least he got the highly sought-after Chachi endorsement. I don't know about you, but I refuse to make a final decision for President until I hear who Mr. Belvedere endorses.

Seriously, I heard he walked out to "I Am A Real American," flexed a few times, and then ripped his shirt off. Very Presidential. Makes sense, since he's doing a bad imitation of Vince McMahon anyway. Everything about this guy is a bad imitation of something else. Just think of the list you could make if you said, "Fill in the blank: Donald Drumpf looks like he's doing a bad imitation of..........."

He's doing a bad imitation of:

- a Presidential candidate
- Vince McMahon
- actual human hair
- a rich person
- a person with class
- the Miss America Pageant
- a competent businessman
- an actual university, steakhouse, water distributor, etc.

The possibilities are literally endless.

[LonePirate]

1. There is more dignity, class and self-respect in a Jerry Springer Show episode than at this RNC.