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Akamai

(1,779 posts)
Wed May 11, 2016, 09:45 PM May 2016

I would like to see "Trump -- the Musical!" I wonder what the songs would be... Hmm....

Opening number:

Blowhard comes on stage with a tie reaching the floor and yellow hair going forward like a surfboard:

"I got mine! Feel sublime! Though others whine incessantly!
I feel so great! Just cannot wait! They state they love me constantly!..." etc. ad nauseous.

Also Dunning Krueger fallacy (incompetent people don't know how incompetent they are) tango.

The airhead aria, of course.

Think of it -- the pathos, when he tries to pretend he sympathizes with others.

Any thoughts about this? Maybe a finished score in the next several months?

would be FUNNN!!!

Go Bernie!!!!

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Jeffersons Ghost

(15,235 posts)
4. We could post dancng Nazis, since team-Trump features Holocaust denial.
Wed May 11, 2016, 10:22 PM
May 2016

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ailsagirl

(22,896 posts)
6. Or maybe, instead of a musical, an opera??
Wed May 11, 2016, 11:13 PM
May 2016

Couldn't you just see that megalomanical boor take center stage, waving his arms and generally acting like an ass? (Just as he does when he "makes a speech?&quot


 

rug

(82,333 posts)
2. 'Merica was having trouble
Wed May 11, 2016, 10:05 PM
May 2016

What a sad, sad story
Needed a new leader to restore
Its former glory

Where oh where was he?
Where could that man be?
We looked around and then we found
The man for you and me and now it's

Springtime for Donald and bigotry
Wall Street is happy and gay
We're marching to a faster pace
Look out, here comes the orange face

Springtime for Donald and bigotry
Winter for workers and France
Springtime for Donald and bigotry
Come on, rednecks, go into your dance

I was born in Queens, New York
And that is why they call me Donald Dork

Don't be stupid, be a smarty
Come and join the bigots' party

Springtime for Donald and bigotry
Goose step's the new step today
Bombs falling from the skies again
'Merica is on the rise again

Springtime for Donald and bigotry
Smart drones are flying once more

Springtime for Donald and bigotry
Means that soon we'll be going
We've got to be going
You know we'll be going to war

 

Akamai

(1,779 posts)
11. that was great! Wonderful! Oops! Mel Brooks is a genius. and The Producer is well worth seeing!!!!
Thu May 12, 2016, 12:15 AM
May 2016

Go Bernie!!!

 

Akamai

(1,779 posts)
9. wow! wonderful stanzas! terrific wordplay! Hats off to you!
Thu May 12, 2016, 12:06 AM
May 2016

Go Bernie! And go people making this musical/opera/etc. like "Hamilton" was made!!!!

 

Akamai

(1,779 posts)
10. this is the Donald in the flesh! or the Pixels! or something. But this is the Donald vs Warren and
Thu May 12, 2016, 12:09 AM
May 2016

general human beings. Great addition!

paulthompson

(2,398 posts)
12. It's already largely been done - in 1973
Thu May 12, 2016, 12:31 AM
May 2016

The basic idea has already been done, by The Kinks, in 1973. They put out two concept albums called "Preservation, Act 1" and "Preservation, Act 2."

The basic idea is that people are sick and tired of the corruption and incompetence of the existing politicans. Along comes a guy who promises to be different and has bold, populist ideas. But he ultimately ends up being even worse, as he just uses the populist ideas to get elected, and he's even more corrupt and a would-be dictator.

The more things change, the more they remain the same.

Here's a song from one of the albums to show you what I mean. This is when the population is fed up and looking for someone new:

Money & Corruption / I Am Your Man

We are sick and tired
Of being promised this and that.
We work all day, we sweat and slave
To keep the wealthy fat.
They fill our heads with promises
And bamboozle us with facts,
Then they put on false sincerity
Then they laugh behind our backs.

1st Chorus
Money and Corruption
Are ruining the land
Crooked politicians
Betray the working man,
Pocketing the profits
And treating us like sheep,
And we're tired of hearing promises
That we know they'll never keep.

Money and Corruption
(Etc. repeat 1st Chorus above)

Promises, promises, all we get are promises.
Show us a man who'll understand us, guide us and lead us.

We are sick and tired
Of having to ask them cap in hand
We crawl on the floor
We beg for more,
but still we are ignored.
We're tired of being herded
Like a mindless flock of sheep
And we're tired of hearing promises
That we know they'll never keep.

1st Chorus
Money and Corruption
Are ruining the land
Crooked politicians
Betray the working man,
Pocketing the profits
And treating us like sheep,
And we're tired of hearing promises
We know they'll never keep.

We've got to stand together
Every woman, every man,
Because money and corruption are ruining the land.
Show us a man who'll be our Saviour and will lead us.
Show us a man who'll understand us, guide us and lead us.
Show us a man.
Workers of the nation unite.
Workers of the nation unite.
(Mr. Black sings)

I visualise a day when people will be free
And we'll be living in a new society.
No class distinction, no slums or poverty
I have a vision of a new society.
And every home will have a stereo and TV,
a deep freeze, quadrasonic and a washing machine.
So workers of the nation unite.

I am your man
I'll work out a five-year plan
So vote for me brothers
And I will save this land
And we will nationalise the wealthy companies
And all the directors will be answerable to me,
There'll be no shirking of responsibilities
So people of the nation unite.

Union Man I'll work with you hand in hand
For we're all brothers to our Union Man.
I am your man,
Oh God how I love this land,
So join together save the Fatherland.

I visualize a day when people will be free
And we'll be living in a new society.
No class distinction, no slums or poverty,
So workers of the nation unite,
Workers of the nation unite,
People of the nation unite.

gratuitous

(82,849 posts)
14. Songlist
Thu May 12, 2016, 01:25 AM
May 2016

Me, Wonderful Me
But I've Talked About Me Enough; What Do You Think of Me?
Great Deal in the Morning
I Am Everything and Everything Is Me
I've Got the Whole World in My Hands
Amazing Racist
I Sing My Body Electric
Short Fingered Vulgarian

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