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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsOfficial Vanilla ISIS Haiku thread
I'll start:
Stalwart Patriot standing guard under tarp
But cows scatter
fuck this shit!
safeinOhio
(32,738 posts)Pretty strange.
applegrove
(118,865 posts)Covetous of ISIS onslaught, mericans fancy
Cattle-phate steps up
And in it
iwillalwayswonderwhy
(2,603 posts)We like Doritos,
An organized militia,
Could use tasty snacks.
ashling
(25,771 posts)Sent old dirty socks
No snacks, but
they are kind of crunchy
SwankyXomb
(2,030 posts)Winter nears its peak
White militia must have snacks
Is it not terror?
KamaAina
(78,249 posts)I thought you brought the snacks, Joe.
Who brought the damn snacks?!
Note: True haiku is supposed to be associated with one of the four seasons; all other 5-7-5 verse is senryu. But Vanilla ISIS is associated with winter, so I think we're good.
KamaAina
(78,249 posts)Someone drank all our money
This is for the birds.
Whiskeytide
(4,463 posts)There once was a rancher in blue
A tarp of extraordinary hue
He looked in his sack
Found it wanting of snack
And cried "Obama took my jerky,too".