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Thu Dec 31, 2015, 11:17 AM

Donald Trump Offers Passionate Defense Of Aerosol Hair Spray

“You can’t use hair spray, because hair spray is going to affect the ozone,” the billionaire mogul told crowd.

He continued, pausing to pantomime spraying and styling his shag carpet-like hair: “I’m in my room, in New York City, and I want to put a little spray…but I hear they don’t want me to use hairspray, they want me to use the pump.”


The presidential candidate very much prefers aerosol hair spray to “the pump” version, which he said “comes out in big globs and it’s stuck in your hair and you say, ‘oh my god, I’ve gotta take a shower again because my hair’s all screwed up.'”

Trump also contended that using aerosol hair products in his “sealed” apartment can’t cause harm to the environment.

“I’m sitting in this concealed apartment, this concealed unit – you know, I really do live in a very nice apartment – but it’s sealed! It’s beautiful! I don’t think anything gets out,” he concluded.

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kpete Dec 2015 OP
Buzz Clik Dec 2015 #1
CTyankee Dec 2015 #2
kpete Dec 2015 #3
CTyankee Dec 2015 #4
narnian60 Dec 2015 #5
randr Dec 2015 #6
UTUSN Dec 2015 #7
Scuba Jan 2016 #8
Hekate Jan 2016 #9
icymist Jan 2016 #10
yellowcanine Jan 2016 #11

Response to kpete (Original post)

Thu Dec 31, 2015, 11:22 AM

1. Ed Grimley likes that comment!

 

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Thu Dec 31, 2015, 11:25 AM

2. what the hell is his problem?

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Response to CTyankee (Reply #2)

Thu Dec 31, 2015, 11:27 AM

3. apparently it's:

big globs if hairspray stuck in your hair


peace,
kp

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Response to kpete (Reply #3)

Thu Dec 31, 2015, 11:28 AM

4. if his apt. is sealed he has enough money to get one unsealed...

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Thu Dec 31, 2015, 11:34 AM

5. So childish, idiotic, unprofessional,

ridiculous, inane, insane, etc., etc.

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Thu Dec 31, 2015, 11:36 AM

6. The ban on aerosol propellants is proof

that science can determine human cause of planetary concern and we can solve environmental issues as we recognize them.
Trump is living in the dark ages and can not see past his bubble of affluenza.

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Thu Dec 31, 2015, 02:14 PM

7. Pump Trump DRUMPF!1 n/t

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Fri Jan 1, 2016, 09:09 AM

8. I'm still thinking he's Andy Kaufman doing his performance art.

 

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Sat Jan 2, 2016, 05:40 AM

9. He has a "concealed" apartment? Like a "safe room," or what?

What a narcissistic jerk.

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Sat Jan 2, 2016, 06:28 AM

10. Has he ever stopped to think that his entire head is a big glob?

Orange skin with white raccoon eyes while wearing a blonde Brazilian caterpillar?
Yup. That's what you look like Donald.

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Response to kpete (Original post)

Sat Jan 2, 2016, 10:08 AM

11. I swear I was sure this was the Onion.

I guess I should not be surprised anymore at anything Donald "It's all about me" Trump does. Seriously, if anyone else went on like this about their friggen hair they would get laughed off the stage.

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