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Mon Nov 30, 2015, 08:56 PM

Ted Cruz on condoms, women, and why he's glad he wraps up little Teddy

VIDEO @ the URL below.

Ted Cruz Yearns for His Glory Days in College, When Condoms Were Given Away Like Candy



http://gawker.com/ted-cruz-yearns-for-his-glory-days-in-college-when-con-1745368723?utm_campaign=socialflow_gawker_facebook&utm_source=gawker_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

“Jiminy Cricket!” began Ted Cruz, preparing to give a diatribe on his nostalgia for the easygoing availability of contraceptives at his alma mater, Princeton.

During a speech at a town hall in Iowa during which he meant, ostensibly, to debunk the “war on women,” the Texas senator and Republican presidential candidate took some time instead to connect the issue to the availability of condoms.

“When the war on women came up, Republicans would curl up in a ball, they’d say ‘don’t hurt me!’ Jiminy Cricket! This is a made up, nonsense example. Last I checked, we don’t have a rubber shortage in America. When I was in college we had a machine in the bathroom, you put 50 cents in— and voilà!”

...Cruz even suggested that he too enjoys the benefits of condoms, himself. “As I noted, Heidi and I, we have two little girls. I’m very glad we don’t have 17.”

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Reply Ted Cruz on condoms, women, and why he's glad he wraps up little Teddy (Original post)
Miles Archer Nov 2015 OP
Thinkingabout Nov 2015 #1
smirkymonkey Nov 2015 #2
Crystalite Nov 2015 #3
pinboy3niner Nov 2015 #5
Crystalite Nov 2015 #7
wendylaroux Nov 2015 #4
Initech Nov 2015 #6
2naSalit Nov 2015 #11
LuvNewcastle Nov 2015 #8
Blue Owl Nov 2015 #9
3catwoman3 Nov 2015 #10
Lochloosa Nov 2015 #12

Response to Miles Archer (Original post)

Mon Nov 30, 2015, 09:02 PM

1. This one is sick, I hope he does not have any guns.

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Response to Miles Archer (Original post)

Mon Nov 30, 2015, 09:03 PM

2. Ewww! Just Ewww!

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Response to smirkymonkey (Reply #2)

Mon Nov 30, 2015, 09:22 PM

3. I know! Ewwww! Now I picture a penis with Cruz's head on the end of it!

 

EWWWWWWWW!

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Response to Crystalite (Reply #3)

Mon Nov 30, 2015, 09:26 PM

5. Wearing a hat, of course...



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Response to pinboy3niner (Reply #5)

Mon Nov 30, 2015, 09:30 PM

7. Well THAT's all the birth control he should need.

 

I mean, what lover who sees THAT is gonna stick around?

I kinda like the hat tho.

Imma get one of those, size medium.

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Response to Miles Archer (Original post)

Mon Nov 30, 2015, 09:24 PM

4. what is up with

his nose? appears to be very damaged,along with his mind.

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Response to Miles Archer (Original post)

Mon Nov 30, 2015, 09:27 PM

6. That is way too much information!

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Response to Initech (Reply #6)

Mon Nov 30, 2015, 11:15 PM

11. +1

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Response to Miles Archer (Original post)

Mon Nov 30, 2015, 10:17 PM

8. Just the thought of Ted Cruz's noonoo makes me shake and gag.

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Response to Miles Archer (Original post)

Mon Nov 30, 2015, 10:30 PM

9. Tiny Ted

n/t

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Response to Miles Archer (Original post)

Mon Nov 30, 2015, 10:34 PM

10. I, too, am very glad...

...Ted did not reproduce 17 times.

The thought of sex with Cruz would be a very effective argument for celibacy.

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Response to Miles Archer (Original post)

Mon Nov 30, 2015, 11:33 PM

12. Do they really make them that small?

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