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Fri Sep 4, 2015, 06:12 PM

Ted Cruz's father is a WHOPPING Moron!

I saw recently that Ted Cruz's father pronounced that if Gay people have equal rights, than football players will be FORCED to shower with girls. The shame!

Let me give you some background. I was never a football player myself, but in high school and in college I was acquainted with many. My cousin is married to a man who was the equipment manager of an NFL team for 20+ years. In that time, I had the opportunity to meet some of the team members.

I sincerely doubt that ANY of the football players I've ever met would consider showering with girls to be a punishment that they would be forced into. I can imagine the locker room conversation...

Coach: " Sorry guys, but because gay people have the same equal rights as straight people, You all MUST share the shower room with a whole lot of wet, soapy and naked girls"!

Players: " YAAAYYY!!! Hurray for gay people...More rights for EVERYBODY"!!!

This would, I'm sure, result in he mass doffing of uniforms and pads and a mad rush to the shower room that MIGHT result in some players being trampled. I'm fairly sure that they're have been more than a few X rated movies with exactly the same scenario involving football players and cheerleaders.

In Cruz's pea brain, I'm sure that he thought he was doing damage to the "hummasechel aginder". He MAY have succeeded in gaining the cause of LGBT equality legions of horny new allies!

Just my 2 cents, and quite possibly over priced at that!

PEACE!

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Reply Ted Cruz's father is a WHOPPING Moron! (Original post)
MarianJack Sep 2015 OP
randys1 Sep 2015 #1
MarianJack Sep 2015 #3
Stellar Sep 2015 #2
MarianJack Sep 2015 #5
hifiguy Sep 2015 #4
MarianJack Sep 2015 #6
hifiguy Sep 2015 #7
MarianJack Sep 2015 #8
Half-Century Man Sep 2015 #10
hifiguy Sep 2015 #11
Half-Century Man Sep 2015 #13
hifiguy Sep 2015 #14
dhill926 Sep 2015 #9
MarianJack Sep 2015 #15
oldandhappy Sep 2015 #12
MarianJack Sep 2015 #16
John1956PA Sep 2015 #17
MarianJack Sep 2015 #18

Response to MarianJack (Original post)

Fri Sep 4, 2015, 06:15 PM

1. He is a complete moron but so is Ted.



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Response to randys1 (Reply #1)

Fri Sep 4, 2015, 06:22 PM

3. There'll be PLENTY of chances...

...to go after Ted during he primary season.

PEACE!

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Response to MarianJack (Original post)

Fri Sep 4, 2015, 06:16 PM

2. WHOPPING Moron?

what was your first clue?

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Response to Stellar (Reply #2)

Fri Sep 4, 2015, 06:23 PM

5. Probably...

...the first time I saw and heard his son!

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Response to MarianJack (Original post)

Fri Sep 4, 2015, 06:22 PM

4. Daffy Duck makes a pertinent observation:

 

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Response to hifiguy (Reply #4)

Fri Sep 4, 2015, 06:25 PM

6. Daffy Duck, who is WAY too smart...

...to ever be a Republican/teabagger!

PEACE!

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Response to MarianJack (Reply #6)

Fri Sep 4, 2015, 06:27 PM

7. I share Mister Duck's concern

 

with the true nature of the universe.

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Response to hifiguy (Reply #7)

Fri Sep 4, 2015, 06:34 PM

8. I agree!



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Response to hifiguy (Reply #7)

Fri Sep 4, 2015, 06:55 PM

10. The two most abundant elements on Earth are Hydrogen and stupidity. nt

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Response to Half-Century Man (Reply #10)

Fri Sep 4, 2015, 06:59 PM

11. Frank Zappa:

 

"Scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe."

Despite the cosmologists, I think Frank was right, at least as it pertains to earth.

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Response to hifiguy (Reply #11)

Fri Sep 4, 2015, 07:18 PM

13. I still have hope for "Off Planet".

And down here on the rock, I think hydrogen might be slightly more plentiful. Some of us are only stupid some of the time; like when Democrats spend too much time kicking each other in the genitalia instead of remembering who the enemy is.

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Response to Half-Century Man (Reply #13)

Fri Sep 4, 2015, 07:22 PM

14. I thik, in the far future, if we as a species survive that long,

 

they will refer to this era as "The Stupid Ages" as they do in Futurama.

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Response to MarianJack (Reply #6)

Fri Sep 4, 2015, 06:41 PM

9. plus....

he's black...

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Response to dhill926 (Reply #9)

Fri Sep 4, 2015, 07:32 PM

15. In Republican/teabaggerland,...

...being black is a crime!

PEACE!

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Response to MarianJack (Original post)

Fri Sep 4, 2015, 07:07 PM

12. good post, smile

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Response to oldandhappy (Reply #12)

Fri Sep 4, 2015, 07:34 PM

16. Thanx!

Glad I could bring a grin!

PEACE!

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Response to MarianJack (Original post)

Fri Sep 4, 2015, 08:53 PM

17. Huckabee made a joke about wishing he had such a showering option back in high school.

At http://www.mediaite.com/online/huckabee-jokes-about-pretending-to-be-transgender-to-shower-with-girls/ there is the following facetious comment which was made by Huckabee:

Now I wish that someone told me that when I was in high school that I could have felt like a woman when it came time to take showers in PE. Im pretty sure that I would have found my feminine side and said, Coach, I think Id rather shower with the girls today.'


Thanks for informing me that Cruz's father, Rafael, made a similar comment. However, unlike Huckabee, Rafael was not trying to be humorous.

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Response to John1956PA (Reply #17)

Fri Sep 4, 2015, 09:21 PM

18. Knowing Huckabee,...

...he'd have probably spent his time in the shower "counseling" the girls on how they should be modest and wear bathing suits (1 piece, of course) while they cleanse their "holy temples"...Yikes!!!

PEACE!

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