Chris Christie: "I'm a Catholic, but I've used birth control."

[Initech]

Yes, he actually said this and got the ultimate facepalm from a diner while giving this spiel:

[hedda_foil]

1. If this is current, it looks like he's gained back at least 100 pounds of the 200-250 he lost.

Has he stretched his stomach back up? Have the staples slipped? Oh, and yeah, it's definitely TMI.

[kairos12]

15. He should staple the mouth, not the stomach.

[Juicy_Bellows]

2. For Christie birth control means undressing. Nt.

[davidpdx]

5. Damn, you beat me to the punchline

That's what I was going to say.

[Juicy_Bellows]

7. Great minds!

Go Blazers! Cheers!

[Skittles]

3. OMG MY IMAGINATION

[madinmaryland]

11. Ordering up an ass-kicking for initech. For TMI.

Yes indeed.

[Initech]

14. Hey I'm not the one that took the video. ...

[Drunken Irishman]

4. Chris Christie is birth control.

[Turbineguy]

6. His

personality?

[bulloney]

8. Gee! I wonder if the bishop of Christie's diocese will deny him communion

the way John Kerry's bishop did when Kerry said he was pro-choice?

I'm not holding my breath because I know a lot of the upper administration of the Catholic Church is a bunch of rabid Republicans. They got that way from hob-nobbing with the uber-rich and receiving large financial donations from them.

And what's with that guy sitting in the background with his hand covering his mouth? Is he hiding his embarrassment, or trying not to show that he's laughing?

[closeupready]

12. +1.

[hobbit709]

9. too bad his parents didn't use it.

[LuvNewcastle]

10. This is what happens when you

decide to leave it all up to Gawd.

[CTyankee]

13. "Don't talk about your sex life. Just don't."

Mika Brezhinski today on Morning Joe, giving advice to Christie for their debate tonight...

[edhopper]

16. Too bad your Mother didn't

Ba-Dum-Dum

[nc4bo]

17. Eeeeeewwwwwwww!

Such an asshat.