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Why I'd like to see Donald Trump become president... (Original Post) trusty elf Jul 2015 OP
Not enough gold, and I don't see the name TRUMP on it. nt Erich Bloodaxe BSN Jul 2015 #1
true-could use some work.. trusty elf Jul 2015 #2
It's on the nose ann--- Jul 2015 #9
Good eyes. Erich Bloodaxe BSN Jul 2015 #13
What, no white walls on the tires!!! n/t RKP5637 Jul 2015 #3
good suggestion! trusty elf Jul 2015 #4
Wow! Cool! Nice option you added! RKP5637 Jul 2015 #5
Too good - bring in the clowns malaise Jul 2015 #6
Thanks, Malaise! trusty elf Jul 2015 #7
Then you'd be ann--- Jul 2015 #8
I had my tongue firmly planted in my cheek. trusty elf Jul 2015 #10
I knew you were joking ann--- Jul 2015 #11
I needed the levity. Thanks for the yuks. n/t SusanaMontana41 Aug 2015 #17
Hey, I'm glad you liked it! trusty elf Aug 2015 #18
ROFL on both! BlancheSplanchnik Aug 2015 #19
Thanks Blanche! trusty elf Aug 2015 #20
Thank you for your consideration. BlancheSplanchnik Aug 2015 #21
He doesn't need a plane Quackers Jul 2015 #12
His goons refer to his aircraft as Air Force Trump malaise Jul 2015 #14
Teehee! Solly Mack Jul 2015 #15
Truly delish! malaise Jul 2015 #16
Lewis Black had a great bit about Trump on the Daily Show a while back. Initech Aug 2015 #22
Yeah, that's funny stuff! trusty elf Aug 2015 #29
This message was self-deleted by its author olddots Aug 2015 #23
Of the Cayman Islands, maybe DFW Aug 2015 #24
I do hope he gets the nomination trusty elf Aug 2015 #27
Tremendous - this is Mira Aug 2015 #25
Oh Mira, thanks, trusty elf Aug 2015 #28
Get out of town... Mira Aug 2015 #30
If a Republican wins the race, I hope it's Trump. I really do. Vinca Aug 2015 #26


(1,933 posts)
8. Then you'd be
Wed Jul 29, 2015, 08:08 AM
Jul 2015

considered one of the "crazies." I know you were
joking, but under NO circumstances would I want
that arrogant blowhard anywhere NEAR the WH - ever.

trusty elf

(7,326 posts)
10. I had my tongue firmly planted in my cheek.
Wed Jul 29, 2015, 08:15 AM
Jul 2015

Damn right he shouldn't be anywhere near the White House, and he won't be.....

I'm just sort of enjoying the circus.....



(99,754 posts)
22. Lewis Black had a great bit about Trump on the Daily Show a while back.
Sun Aug 2, 2015, 12:53 PM
Aug 2015

"Finally a politician who's not afraid to tell the truth that he's a lying asshole!"

"Can you guess which of these gaudy palaces is Saddam Hussein's and which belongs to Donald Trump? That's a trick question, they're both Trump's!"

trusty elf

(7,326 posts)
29. Yeah, that's funny stuff!
Sun Aug 2, 2015, 03:30 PM
Aug 2015

I've been enjoying Jon Stewart's skewering of Trump very much. Stewart is a national treasure. He'll be missed.

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(53,741 posts)
24. Of the Cayman Islands, maybe
Sun Aug 2, 2015, 01:56 PM
Aug 2015

And "Hair Force One" was already used when Bill Clinton naively delayed a takeoff of AF1 during his first year as president so he could get a haircut. After the press fried his ass for that with "Hair Force One," he wised up and scheduled subsequent his hair cuts during times that did NOT tie up major airports.

trusty elf

(7,326 posts)
27. I do hope he gets the nomination
Sun Aug 2, 2015, 03:01 PM
Aug 2015

and then gets trounced in the election.

Now that you mention it, I vaguely recall the Clinton "Hair Force One" episode. Oh well, there's nothing new under the sun...

I still like "Hair Farce One" though. With Trump running for prez, I couldn't resist.


(22,375 posts)
25. Tremendous - this is
Sun Aug 2, 2015, 01:59 PM
Aug 2015

a very worthy ride.
You are the best at photoshop, trusty elf. I'm always awed by your skill and wit.

trusty elf

(7,326 posts)
28. Oh Mira, thanks,
Sun Aug 2, 2015, 03:23 PM
Aug 2015

you're most kind. I do enjoy wordplay and puns of all kinds-no matter how cringeworthy, and I try to work them in to my photoshop efforts whenever I can.

Sometimes I should probably be sent to the pun-itentiary...along with pinboy3niner.




(50,073 posts)
26. If a Republican wins the race, I hope it's Trump. I really do.
Sun Aug 2, 2015, 02:00 PM
Aug 2015

It would be the funniest 4 years in the history of the country. Just seeing "TRUMP" on the front of the White House would keep everyone in stitches. John Stewart would probably reconsider his retirement . . . as would Letterman. It would be like a long, long acid trip.

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