Keeping it creepy...

[TexasTowelie]

[shenmue]

1. Eeeeeeww

[SusanCalvin]

10. What shenmue said.

[marym625]

2. Oh yuck!

He's got a crush on his daughter!

[yuiyoshida]

23. I second your

OH Yuck, and add a BLEH! as well.

[TwilightGardener]

3. Wonder how it is for her to know that she turns her dad on.

Good thing they can afford therapy.

[whatchamacallit]

4. Leader of the free world material

[PatrickforO]

40. Yeah, talk about the WRONG stuff!

[Person 2713]

5. I am sure he finds her age appropriate

[TexasTowelie]

6. I think that happened when she turned 18.

[NorthCarolinaL]

7. 18?

Probably 11.

[Jamaal510]

8. He's trying his hardest

to stick out from the 2016 GOP's 17-pack, isn't he?

[PatrickforO]

20. OMG

[Ron Green]

9. He's energizing his base. n/t

[PatrickforO]

22. Really putting the ol' lead in their pencils...

[hifiguy]

11. Barf.

Caught in the act of fucking a goose this piece of human sewage would claim to be fluffing the duvet.

[Marie Marie]

24. Fluffing the duvet???

That was too funny...

[Uncle Joe]

12. It's theme song time

Thanks for the thread, TexasTowelie

[Left coast liberal]

13. ick! Scumbag.

[SalviaBlue]

14. OMG... gag

[BainsBane]

15. That alone would disqualify anyone else from running for president

What a thoroughly repulsive human being.

[sheshe2]

16. It would Bains,

Unless you are a GOPPPPPPER. Or BaGGGGER. Then you get the top slot.

[PatrickforO]

37. Yeah but it's really FUNNY! I'm still laughing.

[Nye Bevan]

17. Who the hell does he think he is?

Woody Allen?

[daleanime]

18. Couldn't he just say that his daughter is a beautiful young lady....

with out being a complete scum bucket?

[PatrickforO]

19. LMAO. This is REALLY creepy.

[vanlassie]

21. Diarrhea of the mouth.

[hifiguy]

41. Combined with severe

constipation of the brain.

[Marie Marie]

25. Does this man ever hear himself??

Wow, his "ick factor" just went up by triple digits.

[PatrickforO]

39. The 'Ick Factor.' This just keeps getting better and better!

This is without a doubt the FUNNIEST thread I've seen in ages. I cracked up, first at Trump's comment, then at several of the responses.

You're ick factor still has me chuckling.

He's a noisome human being, true, but the comedians NEED him!

[jonno99]

26. Really?! O.M.G... nt

[SoapBox]

27. Oh...yuk...ewhhh..

WTF is wrong with this freak!

[lindysalsagal]

28. Credit? Link?

Not hard to believe, but I'd like to know when/where he spewed that.

[TexasTowelie]

30. It was a Facebook meme I found on Turning Texas Back2Blue which is a private FB group.

As to the veracity of the quote, it received a mixed true/false from snopes.com .

http://m.snopes.com/donald-trump-date-daughter/

The actual quote that appeared in the March 7, 2006 of USA Today after he was on The View said, “It would be really disappointing — not really — but it would depend on what’s inside the magazine. I don’t think Ivanka would do that, although she does have a very nice figure. I’ve said if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.”

[lindysalsagal]

32. Thanks. n/t.

[NJCher]

29. You know what Trump's problem is?

Immaturity. The man is grossly immature to the point where it's probably a personality disorder.

Common sense, maturity, wisdom....that's what we want in a president. This guy thinks he can attain the presidency with a suit and a few glib lines about restoring American. No plan, just a few lines.

Eff him. What an idiot. The man tries my patience.



Cher

[hunter]

31. It worked for Reagan...

... but he was a better actor.

[hifiguy]

42. He is a truly spectacular vulgarian.

The worst aspects of the American character in one quivering, dead-muskrat-topped mass.

[rpannier]

33. God, he is a creep

I think I'd prefer Ted Nugent living next door to my family (I have high school, jr high and elem school aged daughters) than Trump

[SunSeeker]

34. And I thought it was creepy the way Scott Brown talked about his daughters.

That was vomit inducing. What is it with right wingers looking at their own daughters like a piece of meat?

I remember reading a article a DUer posted about right winger dads doing those "promise ceremonies" with their daughters...they looked like weddings.

[Elmer S. E. Dump]

35. The only way he could feel that way

Is if he didn't have much of a relationship when she was growing up. He'd have to be so detached from her as a father to have any kind of thoughts like that! Just too damn creepy.

[Laffy Kat]

36. Ick, ick, and ick. nt

[mackerel]

38. Words fail me...

[Solly Mack]

43. When you start talking about whether or not you'd date your own daughter

it's time to shut up.

When you answer in the affirmative, it's time to seek help.

[Comrade Grumpy]

44. Is the DNC paying this guy? If so, they're getting their money's worth.

[Skittles]

45. you want I should kick your keeping it creepy puking ass, TexasTowelie?

YOU KNOW I WOULD DO THAT FOR YOU MY SWEET

[TexasTowelie]

46. I actually thought you would show up on this thread instead:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018780403

[CrawlingChaos]

47. Sometimes I really want off this planet

I'm still having trouble believing the recent stories about Trump's rising popularity, but if they are true, I don't think I want to occupy the same space as any drooling imbeciles who would support this knob.

[JonLP24]

48. Me too

more than his rising popularity it is the entire popularity of the establishment, particular the Republican politicians but basically the business over the people party but more than that innocents are trampled while the guilty are being cheered on. There is way too much power over the media mostly over what they're not reporting. If the rest of you(humans) want to be here, fine, but this world is not for me -- not for the way it is. Though I'm pretty much stuck here though.

[DiverDave]

49. This guy is sick

and needs a brain to mouth filter.

[Gothmog]

50. Trump is creepy

[HassleCat]

51. Loosen up, Donny

You want to have sex with your daughter? Go for it! It would make you only slightly creepier than you are now.

[MADem]

52. Ivana (the mother of Ivanka) was no fool!!!

Don't get mad, get everything!

And RUN like hell!!!!

[freshwest]

53. Makes him sound like 'a real man' to the GOP:

Meanwhile, back at the Cave or Freeperville or WTFever....

*sound of heavy breathing*

"HURR DURR HERP DERP and BALLS HURR DURR... gunna be so totes awesome and epic.. Im so kewl... HURR DURR MORE BOOGERZ DROOL SLURP HERP DERP!!"

(Impression of Trump voter from a post by (RIP) Systematic Chaos. Oh, yeah, the bagger demographic will adore this)