"Everything's a writhing pit of sins!" . . . Please come CAPTION Fox's Keith Ablow!!!

[skip fox]

Dr. Keith ("Snakes survive all my dreams.&quot Ablow is saying: "You're right,. Elizabeth, with all these gender equality laws and cultural mandates and other pressures, it's no wonder a man feels like he can hit a woman in a bar. . . . And in some sick way, she probably enjoyed it. The way my little tummy would feel when Dad would snap his belt twice before he laid into it! . . . And then the little sissy-pants he made me put on. . . . So now multicolored fangs dripping venom are a staple of my dreams. . . . At least we can thank God, Elizabeth, that I'm as sane as I am!!! "



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Above CAPTION based loosely on the following Media Matters story with a Fox clip:

http://mediamatters.org/blog/2015/07/08/fox-news-doctor-gender-equality-means-men-can-n/204295

[skip fox]

1. "I liked how you asked the question, Elizabeth. . . . All fair and balanced!

'Is Obama evil or simply criminally insane?' . . . Nicely put! . . Well, it's my professional opinion that . . . "

[NCTraveler]

5. That really encapsulates their business model from the begining.

That is the context in which they define We Report, You Decide.

[MisterP]

2. heh, even sympathetic Fox bobbleheads can't help but make faces listening to him

[yellowcanine]

3. I would just point out that Keith Ablow seems to be aptly named.

[KamaAina]

8. Actually, they got it wrong again. It's "Keith On Blow".

[KamaAina]

11. He totally needs to get married to someone named Job

and hyphenate.

[yellowcanine]

4. "it's no wonder a man feels like he can hit a woman in a bar"

Okay how is this guy not fired right now?

[skip fox]

6. Well, all CAPTIONing at DU is traditionly creative

so he didn't say precisely this. But as CAPTIONers everywhere, I try to channel what my subject is really thinking, or what he would say if he thought he could get away with it, or if he lost all sane filtration, or . . . All for satiric purposes, of course.

[Rex]

7. "Funny thing Liz, that we four can sit here and make up bullshit all day on live TV"

"And the fuckwads at home watching us will be startled by my words, but then they will just go back to pretend reading the bible or reload some shotgun shells OR make funny faces in MS Paint with Obama's face. We have systematically destroyed their attention span with meaningless drivel about current events to the extent that their very souls are like dead shells on the beach. Thankfully the majority of them have no idea what I am talking about since they are mostly double digit IQ dwellers...am I right guys?"

Laughs and nods of approval as viewers drool on the remote.

[skip fox]

9. You've been reading my mail!

[Rex]

10. Hehe

Nah I get my own hate mail, I have a fan base on twitter.