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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsWealthy Teen Nearly Experiences Consequence
http://www.theonion.com/article/wealthy-teen-nearly-experiences-consequence-2551?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=LinkPreview:NA:InFocusSOMERSET, NJIn what local authorities are calling a "near tragedy," Charles Wentworth, a 17-year-old Rutgers Preparatory senior and member of the affluent Wentworth family, came perilously close to suffering a consequence resulting from his own wrongdoing Saturday.
Wentworth, reportedly ignoring the protests of his classmates, got behind the wheel of his turbocharged Supra 2000GT after consuming half the contents of a bottle of Goldschläger at a friend's party. While driving westbound on Route 27, a disoriented Wentworth drifted across two lanes of traffic and collided with a minivan carrying a family of four, bringing the teen face-to-face with a potentially life-altering lesson.
Wentworth escaped unscathed and unpunished, however, when his airbags deployed and a team of high-powered attorneys rushed to the scene and rescued him from the brink of personal responsibility.
"Amazingly, Mr. Wentworth did not experience a single repercussion for consuming alcohol under age or operating a motor vehicle while intoxicated, and is furthermore completely unaware that he did anything wrong," local police chief Marvin Taylor said. "He is a very lucky boy."
Wentworth, reportedly ignoring the protests of his classmates, got behind the wheel of his turbocharged Supra 2000GT after consuming half the contents of a bottle of Goldschläger at a friend's party. While driving westbound on Route 27, a disoriented Wentworth drifted across two lanes of traffic and collided with a minivan carrying a family of four, bringing the teen face-to-face with a potentially life-altering lesson.
Wentworth escaped unscathed and unpunished, however, when his airbags deployed and a team of high-powered attorneys rushed to the scene and rescued him from the brink of personal responsibility.
"Amazingly, Mr. Wentworth did not experience a single repercussion for consuming alcohol under age or operating a motor vehicle while intoxicated, and is furthermore completely unaware that he did anything wrong," local police chief Marvin Taylor said. "He is a very lucky boy."
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Wealthy Teen Nearly Experiences Consequence (Original Post)
geardaddy
Jun 2015
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valerief
(53,235 posts)1. Whew! Close call.
magical thyme
(14,881 posts)2. affluenza strikes again!
rurallib
(62,460 posts)3. Once more I must ask - is the Onion satire or
channeling the future?
geardaddy
(24,931 posts)6. Exactly what I thought
It almost seems like it could be a real story.
SoapBox
(18,791 posts)4. So happy for this young 1%er!
Are we sure this is The Onion?
perdita9
(1,144 posts)5. Our justice system is out of whack
Either we are all equal under the law, or we're not.