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skip fox

(19,359 posts) Fri Apr 3, 2015, 08:50 AM Apr 2015

"It's Yahweh or the Highway!!!!" . . . Please come CAPTION Ted Nugent!!!

Ted ("Before I was 13 I could sleep at night.&quot

Nugent is saying: "I can't tell you how many veterans have come to me and said their suicide was directly the result of Enemy Obama and his policies."

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Above CAPTION is based rather closely (believe it or not!) on the following Huffington Post story:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/04/02/ted-nugent-veteran-suicides_n_6997366.html

(You won't believe the amount of logic he can smother in the last 15 seconds of this 50-second clip!)

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"It's Yahweh or the Highway!!!!" . . . Please come CAPTION Ted Nugent!!! (Original Post) skip fox Apr 2015 OP

LOL! Look at how he is dressed! What an authoritarian wannabe! Rex Apr 2015 #1

"Veterans came to you and said their suicide was................?" leftofcool Apr 2015 #2

That is a strange statement to make Generic Other Apr 2015 #3

See the Huffington Post clip. I didn't make much up. skip fox Apr 2015 #4

I noticed that too! herding cats Apr 2015 #6

right? nt arely staircase Apr 2015 #11

"Now listen closely . . . skip fox Apr 2015 #5

"Just two more points"... tavernier Apr 2015 #7

This is the finger I used to smear my poppies draws back in the day...wanna sniff? SummerSnow Apr 2015 #8

"I had to buy this shirt, because I sure never earned it" n2doc Apr 2015 #9

America's Gary Glitter--and he's in camo? MisterP Apr 2015 #10

There's only one suicide that should be important to Ted Nugent... Erose999 Apr 2015 #12

"Good question. Yes, I AM ignorant and a complete dumbass. hifiguy Apr 2015 #13

Rex

(65,616 posts)

1. LOL! Look at how he is dressed! What an authoritarian wannabe!

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Fri Apr 3, 2015, 09:04 AM

Apr 2015

"I've got a booger on my finger named Ned and he is my only friend."

leftofcool

(19,460 posts)

2. "Veterans came to you and said their suicide was................?"

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Fri Apr 3, 2015, 09:11 AM

Apr 2015

What? You raised them from the dead with your shitty music? They came to you as ghosts? Do tell.

Generic Other

(28,979 posts)

3. That is a strange statement to make

Reply to leftofcool (Reply #2)

Fri Apr 3, 2015, 09:29 AM

Apr 2015

I imagine he went to the underworld himself. Smells of pitch and sulphur, doesn't he?

skip fox

(19,359 posts)

4. See the Huffington Post clip. I didn't make much up.

Reply to leftofcool (Reply #2)

Fri Apr 3, 2015, 09:36 AM

Apr 2015

He's going to put a hard-working CAPTIONer out of business>

herding cats

(19,564 posts)

6. I noticed that too!

Reply to leftofcool (Reply #2)

Fri Apr 3, 2015, 10:44 AM

Apr 2015

I re-read it to make sure that was what it said. He's the GOP's very own Witch of Endor!

arely staircase

(12,482 posts)

11. right? nt

Reply to leftofcool (Reply #2)

Fri Apr 3, 2015, 02:04 PM

Apr 2015

skip fox

(19,359 posts)

5. "Now listen closely . . .

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Fri Apr 3, 2015, 10:33 AM

Apr 2015

Rifles can sing to you if you listen close enough. . . . and they will put on the little toupees that they wear in your darkest dreams and peal the pink scum from your eyes until you can see the world is one big flame hotter than Satan's scalding n*ts, and all you got is your dick and a pack of smokes and an AK-47 spitting out death and exploding heads, and . . . (blah, blah, blah). . . Just how is that insane? I'd like to know!""