Ted Cruz doesn't like rock music. Lets make a Ted Cruz campaign playlist...

[Erose999]

Track1: "You Smell Canadian" by Supershit666

[hobbit709]

1. Here's his theme song.

[tularetom]

2. Not even "christian rock"?

Although I wouldn't necessarily call that rock music.

And some might even question whether it's even music at all.

[nomorenomore08]

23. I think Billy Connolly had it about right...

(WARNING: FOUL LANGUAGE)

Believe it or not, there have been a few good "Christian" rock/metal bands, but they're so rare as to not be worth wading through the mountains of utter shite.

[MannyGoldstein]

3. "The Great Deceiver" by King Crimson

[nomorenomore08]

13. ...

[OriginalGeek]

4. Or, as I like to say..

he's a farty pants

[Erose999]

11. hahahah! good ones!

[nomorenomore08]

14. That cover art doesn't disgust me half as much as Cruz being considered a "serious" candidate.

In a saner country, he'd be heading the fundie equivalent of the Monster Raving Loony Party.

[Sherman A1]

5. I do not as well

There are a great many issues in the coming campaign. I don't think Rock Music is really one of them.

[Fumesucker]

6. Jeff Healey .. Confidence Man

[Erose999]

12. Indeed!

[Warren DeMontague]

7. And "Rock Music" is, of course, crushed with disappointment by this revelation.

Because nothing spells cultural hipness like having a dep-sheened goober with a lima-bean shaped head like this, rocking out at your concert:

[Warren DeMontague]

8. He's from Texas, right?

[nomorenomore08]

16. Someone should post the entire 'Locust Abortion Technician' album

because I know the title would piss the hell out of a humorless fetus fetishist like Senator Cruz.

[hifiguy]

9. Christmas With The Devil

by the immortal Spinal Tap!

[KamaAina]

10. You're an asshole! You're an asshole! Yes yes, you're an asshole!

[nomorenomore08]

17. I would love to post "Bobby Brown," just because Teddy's ears would turn crimson if he ever heard it

- but I'm not trying for a DU suspension just now.

[KingCharlemagne]

15. Rounding out the list (an oldie-but-goodie with lyrics):

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

18. Fear's "I don't care about you"

From "Decline of Western Civilization". Should be the GOP theme song.

[nomorenomore08]

21. "Saw an old man have a heart attack in Manhattan...

Well he died while we just stood there lookin' at him... Ain't he cute???"

[Erose999]

24. And "kill the poor" by the Dead Kennedys. That song describes the Teabaggers like Carnival Cruz to a

T.

[onethatcares]

19. a takeoff of Springsteen

"Born in Can A di A."

[seveneyes]

20. Rodeo Song for Teddy

[spanone]

22. he's an asshole...