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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsGlenn Beck: God told him to quit FOX
Yeah, it's a keeper!As I stood there, the Lord whispered to me, If you do not leave now, you will lose your soul, Beck said. It was the easiest decision Ive ever made.
The Lord works in mysterious ways. Sometimes he speaks to you through your large New York apartment windows. Sometimes he speaks to you by having Roger Ailes walk into your office and fire your crazy ass. It's all good.
CreekDog
(46,192 posts)Just the same evil spirit that talks to the likes of Bush, Bachmann, Frothy, etc etc.
NoGOPZone
(2,971 posts)Odin2005
(53,521 posts)Curmudgeoness
(18,219 posts)He lost his soul years ago.
libinnyandia
(1,374 posts)hobbit709
(41,694 posts)Terra Alta
(5,158 posts)madinmaryland
(64,931 posts)Ruby the Liberal
(26,219 posts)Who knew.
HangOnKids
(4,291 posts)That is a DUzy, thanks for the LOL.
longship
(40,416 posts)MineralMan
(146,288 posts)Booga-Booga, Glenn!
LiberalFighter
(50,912 posts)If I understand Mormonism they have more than just the Trinity. And if this is true than they would have to believe that both Joseph Smith and Brigham Young are now gods.
Uncle Joe
(58,355 posts)now take this pebble from my hands asswipe.
Thanks for the thread, 47of74.
Initech
(100,068 posts)rustydog
(9,186 posts)Just askin'.
47of74
(18,470 posts)demtenjeep
(31,997 posts)disgusting puke
mysuzuki2
(3,521 posts)paint pictures on the wall of his padded cell with his own poop.
Autumn
(45,066 posts)such a divine sense of humor.
Canuckistanian
(42,290 posts)I KNEW there was a reason why I'm an atheist.
SoCalDem
(103,856 posts)rustydog
(9,186 posts)His parents would say: "Jesus Christ, will you turn that music down!" Jesus, clean up that pig-sty you call a room!" Jesus Christ! Take a bath you smell like a pig..."
Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)47of74
(18,470 posts)Except when they tell you that they want you to be President.
lonestarnot
(77,097 posts)TNLib
(1,819 posts)nt
athenasatanjesus
(859 posts)Ikonoklast
(23,973 posts)But he knows the drooling morons that listen to him do, so he pretends he does, too.
Money in the God biz is good, and Beck is nothing but a shameles money whore.
crunch60
(1,412 posts)in the first place, you disobeyed him, and now he has fired your sorry ass.