GOP strategy revealed

1. Let's legislate--seal the border and deport everyone! Wait a minute, I thought we were not supposed to say that out loud.

2. OK, let's shut down the govt! Wait a minute, the public will blame us.

3. All right, then let's shut part of the govt! Wait a minute, that won't work.

4. OK, now it's clear. Let's do nothing and just complain! All riiiiiiiiight!