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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)President Barack Obama has decided to move his family into a full-service doorman building in Washington, D.C., saying that it just makes more sense right now.
It really will work better for us, Obama said in a press conference Tuesday morning. In addition to the doorman, theres a guy at the front desk, and, if anyone comes to see you, the desk guy will call up to your apartment first to make sure its O.K.
The senior doorman at the Obamas new building, Alex Kornash, seemed unfazed about providing security for the President. Ive been a doorman for twenty-three years, Kornash said. Someone doesnt belong here, you tell them to go away. Whats so hard about that?
The 2,140-square-foot, three-bedroom condominium that the Obamas will call home includes many amenities, including central air-conditioning, a washer/dryer and all new stainless-steel appliances, according to its real-estate listing.
http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/obama-move-doorman-building?utm_source=tny&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=borowitz&mbid=nl_Borowitz%20%28124%29&CUST_ID=16449100&spMailingID=7164989&spUserID=NzA5MDgxNTQ3NDAS1&spJobID=523299898&spReportId=NTIzMjk5ODk4S0
monmouth3
(3,871 posts)appleannie1
(5,067 posts)Obama is so elite that he thinks nothing of wasting taxpayer money on a doorman.
SeattleVet
(5,477 posts)JimRob has decreed that all satire be labeled as such...so as to not confuse the freepers. They are having a 'hugh' discussion about it.
A few of the less dim ones over there realize that labeling something as satire in the message header sort of kills the whole point of satire.
I guess he's starting to get tired of his supporters falling for the flimsiest of satirical articles and then getting all bent out of shape about them, before finding out that their poutrage was misdirected.
(Not sure about the whole 'trickling' their readers thing, though...must be a cross between tickling and tricking.)
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No, FR is not trying to quash satire. However, it should be clearly labeled as such in the title. Some people seem to think it's great trickling our readers into falling for satire. It's not. A lot of people come to FR and scan the headlines clicking on articles of interest. If they're not familiar with the author or source, they may be misled and may even pass it on to others. No thanks.
If you post satire, please label it as "satire' in the title.
IronLionZion
(45,433 posts)then they shouldn't support trickle down policies. They reap what they sow.
appleannie1
(5,067 posts)satire or from a satire site before they post and therefore would not know to label it as such.
CherokeeDem
(3,709 posts)So clever!!!
calimary
(81,222 posts)This whole DISGRACEFUL and rather unsettling affair - with the Secret Service asleep at the switch - is anything BUT funny. This is one time I'm reading Andy Borowitz (whose work I just love) and NOT laughing.
Jackpine Radical
(45,274 posts)Or deliberately anesthetized?
mopinko
(70,090 posts)i expected to check in here today and see a barrage of posts about the secret service and what has happened in OUR house.
wtf?
packman
(16,296 posts)just for that added layer of protection and put one of those phony "Premises Protected by...." stickers on his door.
Brigid
(17,621 posts)Shrike47
(6,913 posts)rocktivity
(44,576 posts)Last edited Sun Nov 9, 2014, 06:10 PM - Edit history (1)
What doorman building is going to let a black family in these days?
rocktivity
NBachers
(17,108 posts)irisblue
(32,969 posts)littlemissmartypants
(22,634 posts)This is the ultimate in racism. You mean to tell me, our president feels so unsafe in the white house, home of the so called strongest nation in the world. None of this happened when the cowards were in office.
IDemo
(16,926 posts)Stuckinthebush
(10,844 posts)When one just won't do.
Phlem
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ChazInAz
(2,567 posts)I expected this sort of reply within seconds.
I'm guessing it's not Rick Santorum, or it would be manondog, not dogcatdog...
A Simple Game
(9,214 posts)My hard-earned tax dollars better not be paying for no color TV too!!!
I have always wondered why when these Republican pundits mention hard-earned tax dollars someone doesn't ask them what is a non-hard earned tax dollar, and if maybe capital gains is a non-hard earned tax dollar. Would they be open to raising non-hard earned taxes? I bet that would make them sputter for a minute.
The Wielding Truth
(11,415 posts)Honestly, I am so disgusted by the lack of respect this US President gets. Borowitz sarcasm stings.
BlancheSplanchnik
(20,219 posts)Wise precaution.
The Wielding Truth
(11,415 posts)Hassin Bin Sober
(26,325 posts).... that requires a key to get in and no key to get out. Just like the one on our condo building front door. They're nice because you can't forget to lock the door. I might even throw in a buzzer system.
BumRushDaShow
(128,905 posts)to screen out any suspicious characters attempting to talk their way past the doorman to get to the front desk guy.
louis-t
(23,292 posts)He always puts the puck in the net.