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A 21-year-old Florida woman says she spent $20,000 for a third breast to make herself "unatttractive to men."
The admittedly "crazy" massage therapist, who goes by the name Jasmine Tridevil, told an Orlando radio station in a bizarre interview that she had the plastic surgery because she doesn't want to date anymore.
"Well I am crazy," she told the "The News Junkie" show last week. "Crazy people don't know they are crazy, so technically since I know I'm crazy I'm not crazy."
She said she had to see countless doctors before finding one who would do the surgery. The procedure cost $20,000, she told the radio station.
http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/florida-woman-surgery-add-breast-article-1.1948199
nomorenomore08
(13,324 posts)AngryAmish
(25,704 posts)Zip code is enough.
Warpy
(111,261 posts)and you're not spending it on getting the hell out of Florida, you definitely need your screws tightened.
My mother always said when she saw high rise condos going up that it was a good thing because they'd make Florida sink faster.
NYC_SKP
(68,644 posts)These came naturally to her.
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/21838088
I see Florida woman's surgery as akin to piercings, tattoos, or surgical implant of sixth and seventh testicles.
Extra testicles, it's the new crewcut.
NickB79
(19,243 posts)Errr.......
Eleanors38
(18,318 posts)SheilaT
(23,156 posts)She needs serious therapy. If she doesn't want to date, she could -- I know, this is crazy -- but she could just politely turn down and offers of a date.
Besides, there are bound to be men out there who would find the three breasts extremely titillating.
discntnt_irny_srcsm
(18,479 posts)My hat is off to you....
My own poor attempt:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018668622#post15
SheilaT
(23,156 posts)I do my best to challenge everyone's vocabulary.
Either that or I have an adjective quota I must meet everyday.
discntnt_irny_srcsm
(18,479 posts)...and as voluble as it may seem, ruminate on the following somewhat arcane material at the link:
http://www.dailywritingtips.com/100-exquisite-adjectives/
seveneyes
(4,631 posts)The rest are to live with it.
NightWatcher
(39,343 posts)from Sarah Wood ?@OpinionatedDem on the twitterverse
3catwoman3
(23,985 posts)And oh so true!
Glassunion
(10,201 posts)underpants
(182,803 posts)CherokeeDem
(3,709 posts)Perfect!!!!!
KamaAina
(78,249 posts)LeftyMom
(49,212 posts)Dr. Strange
(25,921 posts)Please don't draw attention to flvegan's excess nippleage.
LeftyMom
(49,212 posts)panader0
(25,816 posts)There once was a woman who begat
three babies named Nat, Tat and Pat.
It was fun in the breeding
but hell in the feeding
when she found there was no tit for Tat.
Journeyman
(15,031 posts)I love limericks. And puns. Love 'em even more when they're mixed together.
mindwalker_i
(4,407 posts)Politicalboi
(15,189 posts)She would fit right in. Remake of Total Recall
NaturalHigh
(12,778 posts)CatWoman
(79,302 posts)Eleanors38
(18,318 posts)edgineered
(2,101 posts)But then again, if she has the cage onstage with her . . .
not for me though, at the first sign of a rope or cage its sayounara gringa, zaijian
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BKH70041
(961 posts)jmowreader
(50,557 posts)Especially the end of the sequence...
MurrayDelph
(5,294 posts)Or, I believe Al Bundy once said he wanted a woman who had her third breast in the back "for dancing"
Historic NY
(37,449 posts)that says it all.
RebelOne
(30,947 posts)I grew up in Florida and now live in Georgia. But I lived most of my life in South Florida. I wish some posters would stop slamming Florida women.
Fla_Democrat
(2,547 posts)She has clearly never seen Total Recall...
Historic NY
(37,449 posts)that would be reasonable.
name not needed
(11,660 posts)jmowreader
(50,557 posts)That young lady is SERIOUSLY cute, no matter how many breasts she has. If she wants to make herself "unattractive to men," there is such a thing as women's Mixed Martial Arts.
Xyzse
(8,217 posts)I am attracted to female Mixed Martial Artists.
Also, check out Gina Caranno and Ronda Rousey.
jmowreader
(50,557 posts)...if she got punched in the nose a few hundred times, she might have THOUGHT she's ugly and that'd scare away the boys.
As it is, with the face she has...
...and three breasts, more guys are going to want to date her than ever before.
Xyzse
(8,217 posts)Not my thing, but first time I heard it, I immediately thought of Total Recall/Rekall.
I mean, to me, this is mostly a stunt to get her 15 minutes of fame.
underpants
(182,803 posts)Having MORE is not going to keep them away.
Blue Owl
(50,373 posts)840high
(17,196 posts)fadedrose
(10,044 posts)but Florida is always our state where if something unusual is going to happen, it'll be Florida . . .. so she will doubtless find a bra there.. . ...
3catwoman3
(23,985 posts)...someone asks her out?
Shr doesn't want to date, but she sure wants attention.
valerief
(53,235 posts)Cleita
(75,480 posts)unattractive to men, if that's what she really wanted.
cali
(114,904 posts)Cleita
(75,480 posts)Historic NY
(37,449 posts)I am surprised a Dr. with any ethics would have performed the surgery.
Initech
(100,075 posts)There are those attorneys, and then there are *THOSE* attorneys.
There are those doctors, and then there are *THOSE* doctors.
Catch my drift?
NobodyHere
(2,810 posts)nt
951-Riverside
(7,234 posts)Blue_Adept
(6,399 posts)Then again, considering the crazy things going on in the world...
jamzrockz
(1,333 posts)Don't believe a word of it.
Initech
(100,075 posts)"Seriously baby, i can prescribe anything i want! "
ForgoTheConsequence
(4,868 posts)Conservative tabloid trash.
http://www.snopes.com/photos/bodymods/jasminetridevil.asp
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)badtoworse
(5,957 posts)get the red out
(13,466 posts)Apparently it was a $20,000 investment in trying to become a reality TV star.
Agschmid
(28,749 posts)Jk.
Fla Dem
(23,668 posts)sufrommich
(22,871 posts)to sucker the general public.It's on the internet,it must be true.