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Wed Mar 28, 2012, 02:36 PM

Our first animatronic Supreme Court Justice???

Is is possible that Clarence (Slappy) Thomas is really just an outstanding piece of animatronics that walks, sits, nods and falls asleep on the bench? Examining the evidence is seems that for 6 years now Thomas has not been heard to utter a word during oral argument at any of the cases the Supreme Court has accepted. The position that he is really only an Animatron is also given credence by the similarity of his "opinions" to that of "Fat Tony the Enforcer". Thomas rarely seems to have a thought of his own, content to parrot back whatever Scalia regurgitates. And note the animatronic inability to check a simple box on his financial disclosure documents, although years before (when Thomas was actually a living, breathing human) he was able to check the box without difficulty. No, all of this points to the inescapable conclusion that, at some point Thomas was replaced by a RW-programmed Animatronic Justice, worth of inclusion in Disney World. Too bad it's on our highest court instead.

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COLGATE4 Mar 2012 OP
TheWraith Mar 2012 #1
izquierdista Mar 2012 #2
DJ13 Mar 2012 #3
benld74 Mar 2012 #4
Gidney N Cloyd Mar 2012 #5

Response to COLGATE4 (Original post)

Wed Mar 28, 2012, 02:45 PM

1. That would require him to be animated. nt

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Response to COLGATE4 (Original post)

Wed Mar 28, 2012, 02:45 PM

2. ANIMAtronic?

 

Not very much animated movement there. I think houseplants growing toward the sunlight may be more animated.

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Response to izquierdista (Reply #2)

Wed Mar 28, 2012, 02:52 PM

3. I agree, but I think his batteries are low

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Response to COLGATE4 (Original post)

Wed Mar 28, 2012, 03:43 PM

4. Heck, the ones from the old Chucky Cheese are WAY BETTER!!!!!!s

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Response to COLGATE4 (Original post)

Wed Mar 28, 2012, 03:58 PM

5. "Justice Thomas, at least put down the magazine."

One of the best lines from Boston Legal.

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