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By David Ferguson
Thursday, February 27, 2014 15:48 EST
Tea Party Nation president Judson Phillips said that Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer (R)s veto on the states Turn Away the Gays law means Christian workers will be forced into slavery for same-sex couples because they dare not refuse to work for them.
Right Wing Watch reported that Phillips published a column on Tea Party Nations website on Thursday in which he fretted that Christian bakers will be forced to make penis-shaped cakes and that religious wedding photographers will be forced to stand by and helplessly take pictures of naked revelers performing lewd acts.
The left and the homosexual lobby are both pushing slavery using the Orwellian concepts of tolerance and inclusiveness, wrote Phillips.
Brewers veto of SB 1062, he said, will have hellish consequences that will shock and horrify the righteous people of that state.
Should a devote [sic] baker be required to create a cake for a homosexual wedding that has a giant phallic symbol on it or should a baker be required to create pastries for a homosexual wedding in the shape of genitallia [sic]? he fumed.
Or should a photographer be required to photograph a homosexual wedding where the participants decide they want to be nude or engage in sexual behavior? he asked. Would they force a Jewish photographer to work a Klan or Nazi event? How about forcing a Muslim caterer to work a pork barbecue dinner?
SB 1062 is a bigger story than simply the story of a cowardly governor who has no core beliefs, he wrote. SB 1062 is the story of liberalism at work in America.
Liberalism is the paranoid belief that leftists have that somewhere, someone may be thinking for themselves, he went on. It is tyranny on the march.
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http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/02/27/cakes-and-gay-tea-partier-frets-about-wedding-tyranny-in-arizona/
Full article posted with permission
louis-t
(23,296 posts)tailpipe.
lillypaddle
(9,581 posts)shenmue
(38,506 posts)sheshe2
(83,850 posts)deutsey
(20,166 posts)He's a wiz at projection.
LeftofObama
(4,243 posts)Looks like the plans for my Fourth of July wedding/orgy are still on! I was hoping to find a straight baker, caterer, and photographer to work for me.
CTyankee
(63,912 posts)I'm hetero but I think it's a fine idea. In fact, we coulda had a real "jack and jill" wedding cake with both cakes in shapes of male/female genitalia! Sheesh, now you tell me...
nykym
(3,063 posts)is designed to advance the religious rights power grab and to discriminate against anyone they deem to be persecuting them I find it almost comical the lengths some legislators will go to stay in power. Gay couple walks into a bakery to get a wedding cake. Christian Proprietor greets them sizes them up and decides they are gay. So when is the lovely event planned he asks.July 10th of this year the couple responds. Hm-mm July 10th let me check my bookings, Oh my I am really sorry I am all booked up for that date. Maybe you could try the bakery over on 10th street, they make very nice wedding cakes too. Done nobody's feelings hurt no prejudice shown outwardly no law needed to protect the christian baker and the bakery over on 10th street will get more and more business.
I guess it is better to discriminate than tell a little white lie.
joeybee12
(56,177 posts)Beaverhausen
(24,470 posts)I feel gypped!!!
Skittles
(153,174 posts)YOU HAVE LONGED FOR THE DAY WHEN YOU COULD SAY "PUSSY PASTRIES"
Bodhi BloodWave
(2,346 posts)Why would somebody long for being able to say cat pastries
RC
(25,592 posts)Don't they know they are supposed to be outrageous and shocking?
angrychair
(8,732 posts)Who the fuck has orgy photos and penis cakes at a wedding? They should start giving graphic content warnings before all conservative commentary. These people have truly jumped the shark.
CTyankee
(63,912 posts)what creative minds they have! All kinds of brilliant ideas just pop into their minds all the time!
Petrushka
(3,709 posts)RC
(25,592 posts)Stuff like that is what does go through their minds as a normal thing. They eventually have to deal with it somehow. People can only stiff it for so long, before it finds it way out and usually not in a good way.
CTyankee
(63,912 posts)RC
(25,592 posts)Paranoid, loose grip on reality, having to internally make excuses as to why their reality doesn't match what those around them say it is. Having to stuff the their weirder thoughts, because they have learned from experience, not to let others know that is what they really think about, way too much of the time, because to do that would let those around them know just how out of step they really are from normal mentally healthy.
npk
(3,660 posts)God I swear some people in this country are beyond the level of fucking stupid.
uppityperson
(115,678 posts)He needs to have this asked back...
Should a devote baker be required to create a cake for a heterosexual wedding that has a giant phallic symbol on it or should a baker be required to create pastries for a homosexual wedding in the shape of genitallia ? Or should a photographer be required to photograph a heterosexual wedding where the participants decide they want to be nude or engage in sexual behavior?
What does ANY of that have to do with sexual orientation?
pipi_k
(21,020 posts)it would be fun to see!
Hordes of hetero couples demanding penis cakes and vulva appetizers for their own weddings.
uppityperson
(115,678 posts)any of us get married, to have sex and procreate, right?
nude photos, good god
Hell Hath No Fury
(16,327 posts)gay weddings. I've been to a bunch and have yet to get nekkid or have penis cake. I WANT PENIS CAKE, DAMMIT!!!!
LisaLynne
(14,554 posts)We need better friends. Friends who serve penis cake.
Vinca
(50,301 posts)These people are out of their freaking minds.
Skittles
(153,174 posts)why do I never get to see those kind? I'm always made to view dreadfully boring wedding photos.
sheshe2
(83,850 posts)~ You mad bro?
Rex
(65,616 posts)nt.
seveneyes
(4,631 posts)It has to be an act for attention.
phantom power
(25,966 posts)pipi_k
(21,020 posts)projecting their own fantasies onto other people
oldandhappy
(6,719 posts)Judson Phillips is the unaware, uneducated, uninspiring person here. He is clueless.
Lex
(34,108 posts)I don't get what this has to do with it being gay?
I don't know ANY gay people who've had genital-themed wedding cakes or naked wedding pictures, and I know more than a few gay folks who've gotten married over the last few years.
Iris
(15,665 posts)penis cake - boob cake - what's the diff?
jsr
(7,712 posts)kentauros
(29,414 posts)teabaggers being offended by cakewrecks.
http://www.cakewrecks.com/home/2014/2/10/10-wildly-inappropriate-come-on-cakes.html
Blue Owl
(50,485 posts)Democracyinkind
(4,015 posts)Constantly and vividly talking about "lewd acts", "marrying animals" and "getting things shoved down my (their) throats".
These are the real perverts. They are scared of a society in which THEY would feel free to express their suppressed fantasies. It's projection. Even the most extreme fetishes are harmless against this kind of perversion.
yardwork
(61,698 posts)Where do I sign up for my Christian slave? Do I have to get married to get this, or is just being part of a gay couple enough? Is there someplace where I have to apply for my slave?
Lex
(34,108 posts)Sounds like a deal. I wonder if I have to feed them penis shaped cakes all the time, or if they'll eat other easier things to make?
yardwork
(61,698 posts)Since they're our slaves, that would imply that labor and materials are free. It sounds like a great deal. I suspect that there will be long lines. We might have to get together a group to take turns holding our spot in line. Fire up the gay agenda fax lines.
DinahMoeHum
(21,804 posts)(Special thanks to National Lampoon's Animal House)
LiberalElite
(14,691 posts)scarletwoman
(31,893 posts)Presumably, photographing nudity and sexual behavior at a heterosexual wedding would be okay. I hope my heterosexual friends and relatives keep that in mind when they plan their weddings.
Cirque du So-What
(25,965 posts)I gotta news flash for ya! Gay people are not the only ones who indulge in genitalia-shaped goodies. I've been privy to a couple of bachelorette parties where cakes in the shape of naughty bits were served - including hors d' oeuvres that proudly featured peckeroni. HowZAT grabya?!?
RandySF
(59,136 posts)were at bachelorette parties.
antiquie
(4,299 posts)even the bride's grandmother laughed.
R B Garr
(16,973 posts)have deteriorated as they've been systematically dismantled. From the legalese over whether marriage equality harms marriage or children, the sanctity of one man/one woman marriage, or whether or not proponents of Prop 8 (in California) have shown harm to have standing to bring a lawsuit, they are now reduced to alleged harm over..........penis cakes and gay wedding orgies.
You can almost hear the clock ticking down on their place in the sun.
KurtNYC
(14,549 posts)And their exaggerations betray their own fantasies.
theHandpuppet
(19,964 posts)NYC Church Warns That 'Homo Demons' Unleashed By Obama Will Steal Men
http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/church-sign-warns-homo-demons-unleashed-by-obama-will-steal-husbands
npk
(3,660 posts)They always go straight to their own fantasies whenever they decide to project their insanity onto others.
Coyotl
(15,262 posts)Jim Lane
(11,175 posts)Behind the Aegis
(53,975 posts)Ho boy is my mom gonna be pissed!!
A penis cake? I wonder what kind of filling I should request!
"Would they force a Jewish photographer to work a Klan or Nazi event? "
Yes, because so many Kluckers and Nazis seek out a Jew to photograph them! It ranks right up there with finding a black minister to marry them!
Some times, stupidity is just fucking entertaining.
IronLionZion
(45,506 posts)They can't stop thinking about it.
Proud Liberal Dem
(24,429 posts)Detailing a fine upstanding Xtian bakery being forced to produce a "penis cake" for a gay couple.
KurtNYC
(14,549 posts)Once the enslaved bakers are freed, they can still use the pan they were forced to buy...
http://www.mommyish.com/2013/10/18/10-ways-to-reuse-a-penis-cake-pan/
Generic Other
(28,979 posts)No self-respecting gay person I know would choose such a cheap looking Betty Crocker cake for a wedding!
These are hetero cakes. I googled
First from Mommyish a whole series of unusual penis cakes:
Clearly this one is being held by a bride at HER wedding:
And this one is for Bible Study:
And this for a baby shower:
http://www.mommyish.com/2013/10/18/10-ways-to-reuse-a-penis-cake-pan/
Vagina Cakes For Baby Showers That Are Disturbing And Awesome:
'Bachelorette Pecker Party' Penis Shaped Cake Pan
http://www.spencersonline.com/product/cake-pan/
Oddly, all the google hits are for hetero penis and vagina cakes! WTF? From what I have observed, no gay men or lesbian women would be caught dead ordering such tacky looking food for a party! I mean come on! This is bachelorette territory. And the vagina cakes or pussy pastries are clearly for baby showers. So, I guess that's why Brewer vetoed the prohibition against penis cake.
LibertyLover
(4,788 posts)and was accepted. I think that I'll suggest she and Poojah have a vulva or breast shaped cake at their reception and that they get one of our other cousins who lives in Arizona to get a bakery there to make it just to see if the baker flips out. And, borrowing an idea from "A Funny Thing Happened to Me on the Way to the Forum", I'll suggest that their wedding reception be a sit-down orgy for 200. Hey, this could work!