11 Losers of 2011
11. Herman Cain. Just admit you’re a horndog
10. Lauri Fine, wife of child molester Bernie Fine. For suggesting that he “find himself a gay boy.” As if bullied gay boys need this! How sensitive!
9. Jerry Sandusky. Nobody needs what he has to offer.
8. Autocrats like Mubarak. We lost another one yesterday: Kim Jong IL
7. Charlie Sheen. How’s life without that big paycheck.
6. John Boehner. Orange or just yellow: Always crying, never delivering
5. NBA fans not on the west or east coasts: Suckers! Christ Paul traded to LA Clippers. And the owners told us the lockout was about keeping superstars from leaving their small-market teams.
4. The Tea Party. Astroturf replaced by grass. (Real grass roots of course)
3. Scott Walker. Also a preview of next year’s list. Bye bye!
2. Osama bin Laden. Really?! Porn and crouching in the corner?
1. Donald Trump. White wing rich man using extremist propaganda is so appealing!
