Tomorrow Santorum starts near the rear

[DJ13]

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DETROIT, Michigan -- Mitt Romney may have tickets to Sunday's Daytona 500 NASCAR race in Florida, but he'll be watching his rival's name fly down the track.

Santorum's presidential campaign is sponsoring Tony Raines' car in Sunday's race. Crew members in Florida spent Saturday preparing the car, and AP photographer Rainier Ehrhardt snapped some early pictures.

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/ticket/photos-rick-santorum-daytona-500-racer-173008802.html


Daytona 500

Qualifying

Start Pos
41 Tony Raines (26)

[Blue Owl]

1. Starting Pos

Good one! LOL

[SDjack]

2. Expect Car 26 to take some rear-end bumps

followed by flaming out.

[New Yawker]

3. I expect frothy mixture to come out of the car

and spraying on the raceway forcing caution flags every lap until the car is DQ'ed for crap.

[left is right]

4. not a NASCAR fan and really don’t care to google it

bu is this Tony Raines a winner or loser on average. I personally hope he finishes deadlast

[Lugnut]

5. It's a start-and-park low budget team.

Tony is a good driver. A lot of teams don't have the funding to field a competitive car. They race for the position purse.

[Loudmxr]

6. It will probably come just behind Ron Paul's jalopy

[muntrv]

7. Will it backfire?

[Oldtimeralso]

8. It Will Finish Dead Last

I predict it will not even make one lap of the track in Daytona!

As NASCAR fans know oval tracks require that you turn left, therefore as it is associated with Santorum on the first lap it will turn HARD RIGHT and hit the wall, causing immediate self destruction.