Man wants jogger to stop pooping on his property

[The Straight Story]

ALBUQUERQUE, NM (KOAT/CNN) - A man wants to identify a woman he caught on camera multiple times defecating next to his home during her morning jog.

It was Easter Sunday, and a young woman was on her morning run. She made a turn, jogging towards an alley. Then a security camera catches her.

"Drops her pants, lets go, puts her shorts back up, without any wipe, nothing else," said the man who lives at the home, who didn't want his face on camera and wanted to be called Bobby.

"This is malicious fecal distribution," he said. "She's come back multiple times," at least four times.

http://www.kptv.com/story/22881726/man-wants-jogger-to-stop-pooping-on-his-property

[geek tragedy]

1. he could probably make some bank by charging for a livestream nt

[Cirque du So-What]

3. No doubt

There's probably a market for that sort of thing - not that I would know.

[tularetom]

2. Malicious fecal distribution? Too bad he isn't in Florida

It sure sounds like a reason for him to stand his ground.

[monmouth3]

5. He must be careful where he stands on that ground...n/t

[brewens]

6. Maliscious fecal distribution was defined by Dee Snider of Twisted Sister.

He tells a story where at an outdoor show, someone threw a human turd at them and it landed on the stage. He said something like, "how mad do you have to be to drop your pants in the middle of the crowd, take a crap, pick it up while it's still steaming and throw it at the band?" Boy, they must have sucked even more than usual that night! LOL

[Myrina]

9. She needs to talk to the Nuge ... he can teach her how to wear those poopy drawers ...

n/t

[Bay Boy]

4. Seems like a fair request by the home-owner and...

...the jogger seems like a 'regular' person. So regular that maybe she should consider a different time of day for her jogging trips.

[Ruby the Liberal]

7. Put up a sign that says "smile, you're on camera"

[HappyMe]

12. Yup.

I would also leave some of those dog poop bags there for her.


Good grief! What the hell is wrong with people?

[Myrina]

8. She must have moved there from Indy ...

... I used to walk my dogs on the Monon Trail - a public trail that used to be a rail line that runs thru Indy - and would see the same woman every Sunday, on the same stretch of the trail ... she'd "pull over" at the same spot by some bushes (sometimes more than once per jog -- on the way out & the way back perhaps?), drop trou, squat a bit, then take off again. Went on for the better part of a summer.

She was probably on diuretics or laxatives etc for 'training purposes' <?> and ... well ... just totally digusting.

It appears she's relocated to New Mexico ...

[snooper2]

10. People aren't very creative anymore..

If she is going to the same general spot...

Water hose,

Cheap sprinkler head

Dig small hole

Conceal


Put security camera system on back porch by spicket, drink beer and wait...then turn on

[The Straight Story]

13. You sound....experienced

[geek tragedy]

14. So your solution is to build a bidet for her? nt

[snooper2]

17. Why not, she's not wiping

60 PSI?

[HappyMe]

18. There are motion detector

sprinklers that they sell to run deer away from your plants. This kind of thing might work for Ms. Crappy Pants.

[Jesus Malverde]

11. "If it happens again, I'm going to run out there with a hose and hose her down and say, 'Bad human!'

lol

[Ernesto]

15. try this!

[HappyMe]

20. lol!

That would work!

[Jesus Malverde]

16. Runner's Diarrhea, often termed "runner's trots" or "the gingerbread man"

Runner's Diarrhea, often termed "runner's trots" or "the gingerbread man", is a condition that often affects distance runners, and is characterized by an urgent need for a bowel movement mid-run. If the runner can find a suitable toilet or bush, the resulting stool will be on the higher end of the Bristol Stool Scale. Whether the stool can be considered diarrhea, or a clinical expression of ischemic enteropathy is under debate.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Runner's_diarrhea

Paula Radcliffe is a distance runner who hails from Britain. She is the first woman to ever go below 2:20 for the marathon redefining what women can do at that distance.
...
Radcliffe's other controversy dealt with a toilet break she took during the 2005 London Marathon when she had runner's trots. She ducked to the side of the course and took a shit. Then, she finished the race in what is now the new world record.

http://charliebroadway.blogspot.com/2011/10/heroes-paula-radcliffe.html

[closeupready]

19. Oh, "Get Off My Lawn!" LOL Old people.

What will they be outraged about next!

Yes, that was sarcasm, directed at those who think trespassing and public fornication and drug-taking are silly and frivolous and nobody except old people get upset about.

[JVS]

21. This sounds like a case for Chuck Berry's security cameras.

[no_hypocrisy]

22. I have a small landscaping company. I hired an independent contractor to mow lawns, etc.

He let his brother, an inveterate alcoholic, work with him. And often, he caught his brother not only peeing on the lawn they were working on, but the front lawn, facing the street and without hedges, etc. to obstruct the view. Needless to say, the brother was told to find somewhere else to work and pee.

[L0oniX]

23. "without any wipe" ALERTING!

Glad she's isn't my girl friend or wife. I wouldn't even want to work next to her.

[olddots]

24. guess what animals poop

we are an all animals -want to live in a land of no poop ? live in robot land but they will shit on you worse .

[belcffub]

25. Just because they poop

doesn't mean they have to poop in my yard...

He should follow her and poop in her yard...