Waiting for the announcement of the book deal "Si yo lo hice"

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It would have been a dark and stormy night, I would have seen the suspect a black, shady looking perp at about 6:40 as I was getting ready to leave my neighborhood. Si yo lo hice, it would have started at that moment. I would have thought about going to Target but I think seeing that scary looking F***** punk start to enter MY STREET would have made me stop my travels out of the neighborhood and to stay and watch where the subject would have gone to rob 3 houses and rape 5 blonde white women in my neighborhood. As neighborhood watch it would have been my patriotic duty to keep those robberies and rapes from happening. Those scary black eyes would have been full of the need to rape so I would have driven behind him slowly for a while watching for the glint of the metal of either his gun or his grill, but mostly his grill, if it was gold I would know it was gang code to sniff out the first cute thang on my street.

After slowing watching and following for about 20 minutes (and sure in the knowledge that he has not noticed me because I am George, NeighborhoodWatchman and I'm smooooth) I would pull ahead of the perp and over to the club house to make a call to my pal at non-emergency dispatch - Si yo lo hice...

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1. What would the next paragraph be?