Ted Nugent for President! Please come CAPTION the spud!!!!

[skip fox]

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Ted ("Why doesn't anyone over twelve pay attention to my ideas?&quot Nugent is saying, "Well, I've been thinking about that, Chet. . . . If I decide to run, I'm thinking Sarah Palin for VP, which would give the ticket some gravitas in the mind of voters. . . . Then for Secretary of State, Donald Trump comes immediately to mind because his patience and moderation and temper make him nacho for the slot, if you know what I mean. Then . . ."

[madamesilverspurs]

1. Well, since you asked so nicely . . .

[Hubert Flottz]

31. Typo?

Should read "Cat Snatch Fever?"

[alcibiades_mystery]

2. I've been told that the "true Democrats" are going to punish "corporate Dems" by staying home

So President Nugent might be a real possibility! No more lesser of two evils, doncha know. Pure evil and stupidity is A-OK, now that we're in punishment mode.

[Scuba]

3. No, we're not going to "punish" corporate dems, we're going to primary them.

[alcibiades_mystery]

4. Right on

And if that doesn't work: intensities in ten cities.

[Snotcicles]

9. Or, tent cities in ten cities. nt

[alcibiades_mystery]

10. Intensities in tent cities?

[Snotcicles]

17. Intensities in tent cities in ten cities. nt

[alcibiades_mystery]

19. That's it

[Deep13]

6. Uh-huh. It's over. nt

[alcibiades_mystery]

7. It's all over, Mama!

[Deep13]

8. done and dusted. nt

[alcibiades_mystery]

11. Finito!

[Deep13]

13. Alleging schism as an effective tactic for assuring D. voter loyalty...

...is dead, buried, and shoveled over with dirt. No one cares anymore because we know that the D party is not a real alternative to the Rs.

[alcibiades_mystery]

18. I'm happy for that

Get working on a better alternative, for sure. I'll vote with you every day, just not for Jill Stein. I'd bend over backwards for an alternative that could beat Ted Nugent. All I've seen so fr from the effort is folks who can barely pull 3-5%. There has to be better than that. There just has to be, or NC legislators and Walkeresque executives go national.

[99Forever]

15. Staying home?

Nope.

Voting for another Turd Way, Republic Light, "centrist," Corporatist?

Nope.

I will vote. I will vote my principles. It's up to the Democratic Party if that will be their candidates or not. The onus is upon them.

[Gman]

24. Again?

4 years ago it cost us redistricting in many states which is a direct cause of the multiple right wing issues being implemented in many states like TX and NC.

Such good, forward thinking people.

[alcibiades_mystery]

25. Hell, I'd be right there with them if they could win a friggin race from time to time

5%? Even 11%? That shit don't cut it when it's my children's, my daughter's life and well-being on the line.

[Gman]

27. Absolutely. Me too. But

Seeing how they can't, it is totally irresponsible to whine and say one's principles won't let them vote for such a Democrat. As we used to say in our part of organized labor, you can't eat principles and they won't put a roof over your family's head or food on the table. That's a teabagger way of thinking and I've had posts hidden for pointing that out. Again, more teabagger thinking.

[alcibiades_mystery]

29. That apparently makes us

A couple of authoritarians.

"Can't eat principles? Then you have none!!!"

This seems to be the ruling sentiment around here these days. But again, I will take my daughter over their pie-in-the-sky every day of the week. And yes, you learn this very quickly when you do actual organizing and activism, and not just sitting around griping.

[Deep13]

5. "Yes, that smell is coming from my pants." nt

[Motown_Johnny]

12. I will then grant succession rights to all the "Real" American states

and when they split off I will abandon all those Liberal commies and leave them without a President.

Next, as President of the New Confederacy we will declare war on those liberal states and conquer them. placing them once again under my rule. This time though it will be under the constitution of The Confederacy which will have one party rule, allow poor citizens to starve while we pour endless amounts of money into our military and create a tiny ruling class which has total control over both industry and governance. Not like those damn commies.

[DontTreadOnMe]

14. Wang Dang Sweet Potustang!

loincloth optional

[Snotcicles]

16. First order of business, remove all ash trays from the oval office.

I like laying my hot crack pipe down on the naked mahogany top of the commanders desk. I be boss and that's that!

[chelsea0011]

20. He looked fear in the face.....and shit his pants.

[burnodo]

21. Palin would give the ticket gravitas?

That's its own caption

[underpants]

22. Did you ever hear about me adopting my under age girlfriend to keep her from getting loose?

[KansDem]

23. "DO I LOOK LIKE HIM?!! DO I LOOK LIKE HIM?!!"

[Motown_Johnny]

28. More like him....

But NOT Him....

[Democracyinkind]

26. Make my day and ground my plane, mofos!

[Hubert Flottz]

30. "And yes, I was the man who taught Fred Bear everything there is to know, about the Bow and Arrow.".

"And Wild Bill Cody's pet bull buffalo Bosco had relation's with my grandma!"

"And I wasn't able to shit and piss my way out of Viet Nam, some vicious people just like to tell those vicious, vicious stories about me!"

"And I personally spanked Charles A Cong's ass, so's America could be free, on this glorious Fourth Of July!"

You lie well enough Ted! And you don't need to be real smart Teddy. GW Bush already proved that!

[BarbaRosa]

32. Would he be running under the

Poopie Party?

Sorry, I just had to say it

[skip fox]

35. You're saying he's a sh*tty candidate?

[Ruby the Liberal]

33. Idiocracy Part Deux

[Whisp]

34. Ug

Lee.

[struggle4progress]

36. "Where Have I Been All My Life?"