It's time for a new game: Snowden-Bashing Bingo!

[backscatter712]

Last edited Sat Jul 6, 2013, 06:24 PM - Edit history (4)

You've all played Bullshit Bingo, right?

Well, here's a sample card.



Get your own card here!

http://tinyurl.com/mmdtrr4

If you want to randomize, generate your own card, well, the URL is below. Yes, that monstrous string is one very large URL. Just copy and paste it into your browser.

Enjoy!
http://www.bullshitbingo.net/cards/custom/?title=Enough+of+NSA+abuse%21+What+about+Snowden%3F&exclamation=SHENANIGANS%21%21&terms=But+NSA+snooping%27s+legal%21%0D%0ABut+the+NSA+gets+warrants+before+your+digital+colonoscopy.+Really%21%0D%0ABut+it%27s+only+metadata%21%0D%0AThey%27re+not+tapping+your+calls+and+reading+your+email.+Really+they%27re+not%21%0D%0ABut+nobody+has+privacy+anymore%21%0D%0AThey%27re+gonna+spy+on+you+no+matter+what.%0D%0AHis+girlfriend%27s+a+pole-dancer%21%0D%0AHe+broke+the+LAW%21%21%21%0D%0AHe+sold+secrets+to+the+Chinese+or+Russians+or+Al+Qaeda%21+%28citation+needed%29%0D%0AHe%27s+a+coward+for+not+letting+himself+be+supermaxed%2C+renditioned+and+waterboarded.%0D%0AHe+didn%27t+reveal+anything+we+didn%27t+already+know.%0D%0ASnowden%27s+a+traitor%21%0D%0AGreenwald%27s+not+a+Real+Journalist%21%0D%0AGreenwald%27s+an+Obama-hater.%0D%0AGreenwald%27s+an+attention+whore%21%0D%0AGreenwald+lives+in+Brazil+%28and+he%27s+gay%21%29%0D%0AYou%27re+a+Paulbot%21%0D%0AYou+libruls+are+gonna+lose+us+the+election%21%0D%0AYou%27re+a+mindless+Snowden+worshipper%21%0D%0AEvo+Morales+is+a+liar%21%0D%0AIt+was+a+fuel+gauge+problem%21%0D%0ALook+at+my+Google+road+map%2C+I+mean+Morales%27+flight+map%21%0D%0AEvo+Morales+palled+around+with+Hugo+Chavez%21%0D%0AEvo+Morales+said+this+crazy+thing+we+took+out+of+context%21%0D%0AROFL%21

[The Straight Story]

1. last time we had a bingo card on here it didn't go so well

[backscatter712]

2. Well, it's popcorn all around then! n/t

[The Straight Story]

3. BTW converted your long url using tinyurl for you

http://tinyurl.com/m9ntfmo

http://tinyurl.com/

[backscatter712]

4. Thank you! I put this URL in the OP! n/t

[SidDithers]

5. How would you play?...

You've "plonked" anyone not sufficiently genuflective toward Snowden.

Sid

[bahrbearian]

11. Canadian Rules , kind of like.how you are so Genuflective, when you are wrong.

[Zorra]

6. A sampler box of Third Way strawmen.

How thoughtful of you!

[backscatter712]

7. My pleasure! n/t

[railsback]

8. Its like a FOX game bashing Liberals who don't agree with them.

Well done on blurring the lines of sanity.

[bullwinkle428]

9. You forgot "He's carrying 4 laptops!!1!"

[DesMoinesDem]

10. I'm adding my favorite: top secret documents aren't proof of anything!

Good work.

[backscatter712]

12. One thing that gives me a kick...

You can get a Bingo with both "He didn't reveal anything we didn't already know" and "He reveals info that's getting our people by evil terrorists and commies!"

[Catherina]

13. I love it! Bookmarked. And you've got the plane there. Great! n/t

[Catherina]

14. Just want you to know I printed some out for our next activist meeting

We're going to play bingo!

[backscatter712]

15. Awesome!

[arely staircase]

16. I don't see "He gave secret intel to China." I'm sure it was an oversight!

[Cleita]

17. Thanks. This made me smile.

[backscatter712]

18. Let's brainstorm some more bingo squares!

"YEEHAW! Let's force a foreign head of state out of the air and treat him like a criminal!"
"But the French didn't deny Morales permission to enter their airspace! Really!"
"Evo Morales is high!"
"Don't call us authoritarians. It hurts our fragile feelings!"

[woo me with science]

19. LOL!

Well done!

[treestar]

20. No card but

Snowden Fanbase Bingo


He's so cute! We're not Free if there is an NSA! Obama spies on my DU posts! Any country but USA! Free Snowden!
All leakers are good! No leak is bad! We don't need classified info! The banksters! The Democrats suck!
Republicans don't exist! The courts are wrong! Being charged with crime is torture! 18 US Code sucks! The US is evil!
Only Authoritarians want national security! There are no terrorists, but if there are it's Obama's fault if they do anything!
Arrest Bush! The 4th Amendment means what I say it means! Only totalitarian states have spies! Cops suck!
The FBI can hack a car and cause accidents! Every negative thing I think of must be believed or you are authoritarian!
The US runs the world and sucks and I just said so on a board Obama spies on - why haven't I been renditioned?

[backscatter712]

21. I added a few lines to the bullshit bingo file to reflect the Evo Morales force-down.

Have fun!

[Agony]

22. Eggcellent! a drinking game!

heavy drinking might be a salve for the neoliberal crap on display!

[backscatter712]

23. I got a Bingo!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=3176319