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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region Forums"I'm outta here!" Please come CAPTION Michele (My Hell) Bachmann!!!
Michele ("Who am I again?" Bachmann is saying, " blah, blah, blah) . . . some serve several terms and it's enough, whereas Queen Victoria was the longest running President of all time but that was in another country, and I will have had four terms which is almost as long as The Hundred Years' War, where Achilles had this wicked sword and spear who we remember on Memorial Day just a while ago, and my six years in Congress has been like an epic journey only without the Cyclops, unless you count my husband, like when . . . (blah, blah, blah)"
ellenfl
(8,660 posts)wants to spend more time with her family, i bet. help marcus get through his therapy.
dembotoz
(16,832 posts)malaise
(269,157 posts)Arkana
(24,347 posts)skip fox
(19,359 posts)it's high enough already like living as a Congresswoman in a glass house when you forgot to bring the stones since the Democrats are all singing "Sycophants for the Devil" so much I can't even sleep with my hundred-hour days, and speaking of immigration I wrote a bill that would keep foreigners from calling us foreign just because we were in their country but my advisors said there was no way to reinforce it, then some say I'm partisan, but I've never even been to Paris, and . . . (blah, blah, blah)"
siligut
(12,272 posts)But I admit, your chatter is hilarious
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)Like me. Oops!
skip fox
(19,359 posts)Damn. She actually did say this!!! Check this Huffington Post link about 5:20.
(I've been out CAPTIONed by reality once again!)
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/29/michele-bachmann-retiring-2014_n_3350598.html
(To be fair, she first mentioned Benghazi then the "subsequent cover up which resulted in the deaths. . . ." The deaths, the syntax of her sentence maintains, are a result of the cover up. Incredible.)
Tom Ripley
(4,945 posts)Marcus says it will be fabulous!
Ganja Ninja
(15,953 posts)Step 1: Spend 8 years repeating the dumbest things you hear other right wingers saying.
Step 2: Quit, Resign in disgrace, Run for the hills.
Step 3: Send resume to major networks.
skip fox
(19,359 posts)I'm a lifelong Republican."
hamsterjill
(15,224 posts)That Sarah and I are going to be corroborating on a cookbook/how-to-please-your-husband-in-bed manual. It's SO important for us to keep our husbands happy in the home and in the bedroom. Dontcha know!
Liberal In Texas
(13,574 posts)However, probably only one in the room.
Adios, Michelle. Write when you get your Fox/Lobbying job.
nadinbrzezinski
(154,021 posts)LadyHawkAZ
(6,199 posts)skip fox
(19,359 posts)like some television shows: Memorial Day is now the day we Americans remember the drafting of the Constitution, especially the 2nd Amendment and that the freedom of religion is not the freedom from religion, while the 4th of July got moved back so we Americans can celebrate what Columbus went through to deliver our Bill of Rights. . . . Christmas, on the other hand . . . (blah, blah, blah)."
Bombero1956
(3,539 posts)But when I do it's while under investigation by the FBI.
Ikonoklast
(23,973 posts)I don't think this will save her from prosecution.