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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsNEWT: I got tired! Like an Emergency Room nurse! So I cheated on my wives! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
Holy fuck.
Just now on Andrea Mitchell Reports on MSNBC, Newt explains his "past infidelity."
He just got so tired and empty, like an emergency room nurse on a long shift, and felt so empty, that he had to insert his penis into a vagina that did not belong to his wives.
God Bless America, and God Bless Us...Everyone.
BDBoop
(6 posts)Great. Now my brain is playing that great scene from Blazing Saddles.
LiberalAndProud
(12,799 posts)I believe Madeleine Kahn would approve.
Amerigo Vespucci
(30,885 posts)You NAILED it.
SpiralHawk
(32,944 posts)"...and I do not need another fatcat philandering Republicon chickenhawk screwing things up further."
- America
Aerows
(39,961 posts)LOL. I agree, this is Newt's campaign song, right here.
Initech
(100,068 posts)Kennah
(14,261 posts)reACTIONary
(5,770 posts)Kennah
(14,261 posts)reACTIONary
(5,770 posts)LoZoccolo
(29,393 posts)The President doesn't have to work any long shifts.
Enrique
(27,461 posts)awoke_in_2003
(34,582 posts)and I shuddered when I said that, he would just screw us all.
MADem
(135,425 posts)He prefers the ole BJ, because of the same "did not have sex" excuse he excoriated WJC for....
This is not flippant speculation--it's an old story, recently recycled...and I have a link!
http://dailycaller.com/2011/12/07/woman-says-she-performed-sexual-acts-on-married-newt-in-1977-thinks-voters-should-know/
It could be he's just lazy, as well. Screwing takes more effort than he's willing to expend, I suspect.
awoke_in_2003
(34,582 posts)Cigar11
(549 posts)He doesn't need to explain anymore ... we know already.
He's an embarrassment to his Wives and the Human Race.
Old and In the Way
(37,540 posts)He's a serial gasbag, the last think this pompous blowhard will ever do is STFU.
redqueen
(115,103 posts)w8liftinglady
(23,278 posts)Tuesday Afternoon
(56,912 posts)It is roasted. I tell you. Roasted and well done.
Now, if only he would shut the fuck up
edited for typos
2nd edit for typos in my first edit. oy vey!
Kennah
(14,261 posts)Personally I think it would be cool for Obama to win re-election with 75% of the vote.
Tuesday Afternoon
(56,912 posts)Kennah
(14,261 posts)Tuesday Afternoon
(56,912 posts)Any Mop.
Old and In the Way
(37,540 posts)Maybe he was just tired and empty with the first wife, but had great passion to cheat on the second?
The Magistrate
(95,247 posts)To be a liar is one thing, to be an incompetent liar quite another.
JitterbugPerfume
(18,183 posts)He just loves his country so much!
Enrique
(27,461 posts)i wish I knew how to photoshop!
klook
(12,154 posts)I'm sure somebody with a little downtime this weekend will cook that up for you...
malaise
(268,969 posts)MADem
(135,425 posts)Skidmore
(37,364 posts)rocktivity
(44,576 posts)And Newt-ville's the next stop!
rocktivity
Old and In the Way
(37,540 posts)Sort like the last big round of fireworks....
awoke_in_2003
(34,582 posts)you just can't look away
HughBeaumont
(24,461 posts)Not Sherrod Brown. Not Dennis Kucinich. Not Elizabeth Warren. Not anyone who could do this country a smidgen of good.
No, our lot in life . . .
is Newt Gingrich.
"I mean, LOOK at me! You know you want it, who can blame ya? I look in that mirror and I see a young stiff stud, not a deflated 68 year old balloon with a Gray Beret! These womens, they .. they .. they throw themselves at me and the Newtster's a giving kind of guy, so I gives it to them!! You want some of this action? Get a couple'a million bucks and run for congress! Aw yeeeeeeeh . . ."
This dunce, this bovine slob, this nothing . . . this is what we get.
What did we ever DO?
Matariki
(18,775 posts)AlbertCat
(17,505 posts)Well, y'know, intelligent, sane people are just so... uppity.
MH1
(17,600 posts)who was it that said, "in a democracy, the people get the government they deserve"?
HughBeaumont
(24,461 posts)I wonder where these once-proud people mysteriously disappeared to . . . these twice-for-Bewsh voters.
JI7
(89,248 posts)like why the fuck would you say that ? because 9/11 might have not happened ?
i mean the attacks HAPPENED UNDER BUSH. and they are thanking god or whatever that Gore isn't President ?
fools
GReedDiamond
(5,312 posts)...now regards him as the idiot that he always was.
And they seem to dis-remember defending his policies and voting for him twice.
Weird.
stillwaiting
(3,795 posts)I hope that we are starting to reverse that course.
Americans HAVE to wake up and start paying attention or we will be subject to this many, many, many more times in the future.
HughBeaumont
(24,461 posts)The only thing saving President Obama right now is the wet-carpet mountain stigma of Bewsh II: The Sequel crushing the current clownshoe cavalcade of Republican candidates. No one wants to relive the '00s and that's exactly what it's going to be if we continue to choose poorly.
liberal N proud
(60,334 posts)Politicalboi
(15,189 posts)Leisure time so he won't be tired anymore.
w8liftinglady
(23,278 posts)I worked 60 hours/week....lost a lot of patients to AIDS,overdoses,and pneumonia.never got the urge to bang someone else.
You are scum,Newt.
uppityperson
(115,677 posts)keep alienating more people as you talk.
I was never so tired that I wanted to have sex with a non-partner. WAS so tired I wanted to sleep though.
Doesn't being POTUS involve being tired and empty?
stevenleser
(32,886 posts)Id love to have your comments.
w8liftinglady
(23,278 posts)w8liftinglady
(23,278 posts)stevenleser
(32,886 posts)drm604
(16,230 posts)I think it had something to do with excessive patriotism. I'm not sure which excuse is worse.
Enrique
(27,461 posts)a normal person simply couldn't do it.
JHB
(37,159 posts)Former staffers for his first (unsuccessful) congressional campaign have said he could have won if he'd spent more time campaigning and less time on top of his desk with a young campaign aide (his driver, if you can stand the irony).
spanone
(135,830 posts)jberryhill
(62,444 posts)spanone
(135,830 posts)Matariki
(18,775 posts)If he deals with being tired in such a shitty, fucked up way, he sure as hell isn't qualified to be President.
Ikonoklast
(23,973 posts)When he gets tired he needs to re-charge by banging a newer, younger wife, and he re-charges like Popeye eating a can of spinach?
karynnj
(59,503 posts)For Callista, it says that if he is again working long hours and is stressed out, this is how he deals with it. Now consider that many people saying that running for President with the 16 hour days and extensive travel is the most physically difficult thing they have ever done. In addition, wives are elsewhere campaigning to increase the number of people met.
In addition, there is the fact that she was the mistress last time. How does she feel being described as simply the available person to relieve stress.
This is definitely worse than his pious saying that this was all a past mistake and that he had found God - and that was not too convincing.
Not to mention, I don't recall, but did he ever offer this excuse for Clinton and Monica? I didn't think so.
Carolina
(6,960 posts)TOUGH! No sympathy here for women who cheat with married men; what goes around comes around. It's called karma and if the brute adds insult by such remarks, so be it.
They deserve each other, but God willing, we, the people, will be spared the horror of these two in the White House!
So keep sticking your foot in it, Newt.
karynnj
(59,503 posts)Just think that this idiocy that sprouted from her husband's mouth should make her see how little she - or any woman - means to him. Though maybe she is with him for the Tiffany jewelery! I agree that both are despicable people.
Amerigo Vespucci
(30,885 posts)...so if she's offended, well...c'est la vie. She'll probably never be half as offended as his former wives, and I'll bet his second wife was REALLY offended by the fact that Newt was boning Callista while still married.
His first marriage, to his former high school geometry teacher, Jackie Battley, ended in divorce in 1981. Although Gingrich has said he doesn't remember it, Battley has said Gingrich discussed divorce terms with her while she was recuperating in the hospital from cancer surgery.
Gingrich married Marianne months after the divorce.
"There were times when I was praying and when I felt I was doing things that were wrong. But I was still doing them," he said in the interview. "I look back on those as periods of weakness and periods that I'm ... not proud of."
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17527506/
awoke_in_2003
(34,582 posts)on Callista Bisek- what is with republican women? They all look like their faces are going to explode.
Kennah
(14,261 posts)MADem
(135,425 posts)offended by her blatant carrying-on with "Da Speeeekah!"
I can't muster a shred of sympathy for her. Ya get what ya pay for...
Aerows
(39,961 posts)The first excuse was that he found God and was forgiven. The second excuse was that he loved his country so much, that it caused him to have an excessive libido. Now the excuse is "I was tired"?
So in summation, Newt cheated because he loves his country so much, was tired, and hey, God forgave him so STFU.
Somehow, I don't think that's going to work out any better for Newt than it would for any other man or woman who came home and spouted such nonsense to their spouse. As for Callista, you know she doesn't believe this bullshit because she was one of the ones he was cheating on his former spouse with. I expect someone else to come creeping out of the woodwork with proof that they slept with Newt while he's been married to her.
Missy Vixen
(16,207 posts)>I expect someone else to come creeping out of the woodwork with proof that they slept with Newt while he's been married to her.<
Even the non-religious are tempted beyond measure to send a few up in favor of Newt getting caught with his pants down again.
You know it'll happen. I can't wait to see what Callista does to him as well. Something tells me she will make his life unendurable in return.
CTyankee
(63,912 posts)be able to be happy any more, awww...
Sarah Ibarruri
(21,043 posts)Not even one.
He's a pig. He's unreliable, unfaithful, not particularly brilliant, self-absorbed like a typical GOP psychopath, does nothing for mankind, has harmed the U.S. savagely, is greedy, amoral, serves no purpose except to take up good oxygen and entirely too much space, and, as if all that were not enough, he's unattractive, fat, and his head is twice the size it should be, even for his rather gigantic body.
If anyone can think of anything at all redeeming about this creature, please let me know. I have failed to think of even one.
What IS scary is that females have sex with this revolting creature. It makes me nauseous to think of anyone having sex with that.
Kennah
(14,261 posts)Sarah Ibarruri
(21,043 posts)butterfly77
(17,609 posts)"What IS scary is that females have sex with this revolting creature. It makes me nauseous to think of anyone having sex with that. "
Exactly what I was thinking!
Sarah Ibarruri
(21,043 posts)ew! Those women must be really desperate! Must be like having sex with a boar.
caseymoz
(5,763 posts)Repubs need an intervention not to nominate this guy. If they do, they'll be scraping rock-bottom. Even Glen Beck said Newt was the only candidate he would never support.
You should cut some females some slack in having sex with him. He was once much younger and not as well-known. Now it's definitely hard to understand, unless the money was good.
Sarah Ibarruri
(21,043 posts)No, sorry, there's NO excuse or reason for bedding that creature. It has zero redeeming qualities.
caseymoz
(5,763 posts)Female standards of beauty are all over the map. It's the main reason why a beauty and cosmetic surgery industry can be aimed at women, but not so much at men. Because it's easy to tell what men tend to be attracted to.
And where physical traits in men are identified, or perceived to be identified as preferred by women, men go as nuts as about shelling out money for those improvements as women do. This is shown by the hair replacement and penis enhancement industries. (Before you argue with the latter, remember I said "perceived."
So, some woman, somewhere would look at that very picture, and think that guy is hot. Then we'd have to break it to her that it's Newt . . .
Sarah Ibarruri
(21,043 posts)the better built guys with the most symmetrical, good looking faces. There will be a winner.
caseymoz
(5,763 posts)For both sexes. In anything, not just sexual selection. So, yes, women's standards of attractiveness do obey some general rules. However, I don't believe Gingrich's picture showed he lacked symmetry anyway, so he'd still qualify.
The rest of what you're saying is very dependent on exactly what you mean by "better built," and "good looking faces." The devil is in the details you hide there. Those terms are so vague that there's no use in arguing it. But I suggest you at least look into the science behind it before you dismiss my claim out of hand.
Sarah Ibarruri
(21,043 posts)Newt has never fit anything but the mostly unattractive group.
So basically, there's absolutely nothing about the man that is worthwhile. He's an amoral pig, and he doesn't even have looks to help him compensate for his evil, sociopathic soul.
caseymoz
(5,763 posts)It means, fewer women find him attractive and more women find him repulsive, but you have no idea from knowing that what the variance is. It's wider for women in their attraction for men than it is the other way around.
But it's moot. We both agree, the guy's a douche anyway. And we both agree that any physical attraction anyone has for him is an enigma. Jon Stewart described him as a Lego-head model.
Sarah Ibarruri
(21,043 posts)w8liftinglady
(23,278 posts)sarcasmo
(23,968 posts)Solly Mack
(90,764 posts)Monk06
(7,675 posts)well........where's my barf smiley?
pnwmom
(108,977 posts)I'm sure Rethug voters don't want to be responsible for him cheating on Callista.
nolabear
(41,960 posts)In Jesus name, Amen.
thescreaminghead
(37 posts)I feel exactly like this sometimes, so I can relate to what Newt is saying.
Oops...I didn't pledge my allegiance to a woman before God and all of my family. Maybe I can't relate.
Autumn
(45,066 posts)stlsaxman
(9,236 posts)stevenleser
(32,886 posts)This is the end of his big for the Presidency.
Hepburn
(21,054 posts)I am impressed...Not!
Lyric
(12,675 posts)then why is he seeking to be President? There is no other job more stressful and exhausting than that one.
Only right-wing hear-what-we-want-to-hear morons could possibly fall for this.
Tierra_y_Libertad
(50,414 posts)Enrique
(27,461 posts)just out of curiosity...
PatSeg
(47,419 posts)that when Newt "apologizes" for his infidelities, it is still all about HIM, not those he hurt. I was so tired, I was so passionate about the country, I did things that were inappropriate, etc.
This man is so self-absorbed, he is incapable of feeling any remorse for those around him. I think his only regret is he got caught.
caseymoz
(5,763 posts)Like Newt's work was tending the sick and dying, all hours, night and day, and he only "slipped" because he was sooo exhausted!
And when he gave his wife, dying of cancer, her divorce papers, I suppose it was from post-concussion syndrome after using his skull to save the world from that mega-asteroid strike? You see a narcissism and sense of entitlement in every jerky thing he does, and what's more, he's too far gone to know that people would even think it's odd.
PatSeg
(47,419 posts)everyone else in the world is so stupid that they'll buy anything he says, because he is so "brilliant". He uses words like "basically" and "fundamentally" and some people assume he is an academic, not noticing the context is often just gibberish. Like what the hell is a "secular socialist Islamist society"?
It often sounds like he just took a bunch of impressive words and threw them in a blender. His is a slightly more impressive word salad than Sarah Palin's, because he uses bigger words and speaks with condescending authority.
caseymoz
(5,763 posts)Remember, somebody hired him to teach at a university! If it were just fraud and fakery it would be serious enough. But taking time to publicly praise his superiority when he's caught doing wrong, and he doesn't even perceive or care what others will see in it? That's downright a personality disorder. That's something you see in dictators after they've been reigning unopposed for twenty years and the power has gone to their heads. And Gingrich is already there!
This guy's more unfit to run than even Nixon. Which poses this question: in the post-Dubya years, when are Republicans going to notice that all the standard bearers of Reagan are either dumber than a box of rocks (Dubya himself, Bachmann, Perry), are sociopathically depraved (Jack Abramoff, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld), or are downright mentally ill (Glen Beck, Andrew Breitbart), or all three (Newt Gingrich)? I mean, despite our low estimate of Repubs, this fact will become undeniable sooner or later.
PatSeg
(47,419 posts)He treats women like crap, talks down people like he is a god, and takes no responsibility for his actions. Emotionally, he is like a pre-schooler who has to have his way all the time, because the world revolves around him.
He is a user, but he justifies it because he thinks he is so special. Yes, it much like a dictator.
hue
(4,949 posts)Marnie
(844 posts)Not to mention other hospital empolyees who often work 12 hour shifts as well as most of the federal holidays.
Maybe he thinks it's OK to insult nurses since some are in unions.
He should check again most aren't, and they are prone to be religious and conservative.
The Republicans don't see Americans as being of any value, not even as voters, since they can cheat their way into office.
But nurses and doctors will remember Newt's insult.
caseymoz
(5,763 posts)CTyankee
(63,912 posts)"This will put you to sleep, Mr. Gingrich..."
Oh, sorry, I've just been reading a Robin Cook thriller where bad things happen in the OR...but actually not because of nurses but because of maniacal doctors!
caseymoz
(5,763 posts)After tending to sick and dying all hours, day and night, no rest.
I'm sure he quoted exactly what the devil told him about it, and the devil is probably tearing out his horns over the breech of confidence. "I told that idiot not to repeat it in the campaign!"
I suppose Newt isn't going to apologize to graveyard shift nurses, who now might contend with male vultures hanging around the wards looking for some. Hospitals probably don't appreciate this either.
MADem
(135,425 posts)siligut
(12,272 posts):disgusted:
unkachuck
(6,295 posts)....I'm confused, do emergency room nurses cheat on their wives?
MoonRiver
(36,926 posts)Newt was using the term "tired" as in "tired of" his former wives. But just how that relates to ER nurses evades me. Any ideas?