Holy Shit Marco Rubio is one insincere fuck!!!

[msanthrope]

And his dad was a bartender!!!

Who else is watching this shit!

[undeterred]

1. Its "We Got a Hispanic" Year in the GOP

You remember "We Got a Black Guy" year?

[msanthrope]

3. More government is BAD!!! nt

[redwitch]

11. Maddening!

Government is bad which is why I am getting paid to be part of it. You suck Marco. I hate that "Government is the problem" bullshit.

[gateley]

7. And "See? No more Bobby Jindal" Week.

[narnian60]

2. Watching but on mute.

[gateley]

4. It's on but I'm not listening.

[ladym55]

5. Yes, well

He is what he is.

[msanthrope]

6. Obamacare is BAD!!! nt

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

8. Like Boehner's dad.

[Puzzledtraveller]

9. Why are we surprised? He is a republican afterall.

I didnt even bother to hear what they , he or anyone of them had to say about the state of the union

[AsahinaKimi]

10. Personally

I don't care what the Republicans or Tea Baggers think. I really don't.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

12. This guy is a hopeful for the GOP in 2016?

He's a good sleeping aid but that's about it.

[msanthrope]

14. He just smoothed his hair...what a putz. nt

[Snarkoleptic]

13. It's like listening to a large clicking beetle.

He keeps clicking his tongue and smacking his lips.
Also sounds like he's whining and really nervous.

[msanthrope]

16. He is clicking his teeth, and he's sweating and touching his head. nt

[FSogol]

39. LOL. Wish I could rec your reply.

[Cleita]

15. How many lies have you counted yet?

I can count five blatant ones and just about everything else he says that the stats prove otherwise.

[msanthrope]

20. I'm too fascinated by his facial tics to really pay attention. Jeebus, don't they

make these guys take a class?

[RoccoR5955]

30. How many words were there.

That's how many lies I counted. I lost count after 100.
He's doing nothing but lying!

[Snarkoleptic]

17. Wrong answer Marco!

Only the uber-wealthy give a shit about the deficit during an economic downturn.
People care about jobs at times like this.

[procon]

18. What's with the dim stage lighting?

Is this the Tuesday Night Dramatic Acting Workshop?

[Justice]

19. He has a lisp. Sorry but it is annoying

He speaks to Obama in the first person and then switches to the third person I hope Mr. President.

[msanthrope]

23. He has too much spit in his mouth....he's really nervous. nt

[EastKYLiberal]

21. I think it's ridiculous that a rebuttal to the SOTU is covered...

The Constitution says nothing about a response.

[Wednesdays]

37. 'Tis okay by me.

I say, "Please proceed, Senator."

Every opportunity for them to make themselves look bad is delicious.

[WhoIsNumberNone]

22. OK I've heard enough from this asswipe

Who wrote that speech, Rush Limbaugh? Non-stop Republiclown talking point bullshit.

[Lady Freedom Returns]

24. I don't think he heared or read the State Of the Union speach.

He sounds like a jerk due to not doing homework.

[elleng]

29. He surely hadn't when he wrote his speech.

[madokie]

25. He's a puke through and through

hasn't told a truth yet

[elleng]

26. Really.

Medicare!

[msanthrope]

27. He just hit his own microphone....he's got an panoply of tics that's distracting. nt

[rdharma]

28. his dad was a bartender!!!

Just like John Boner's dad!

[msanthrope]

31. He just took a sip of water from a bottle off camera.....holy fuck....this is an SNL skit. nt

[Glassunion]

36. Re watch it.

He's sweating like crazy and his lips were sticking to his teeth.

Can't wait for John Stewart tomorrow.

[msanthrope]

46. Drymouth and flop sweat.....don't these guys practice? nt

[Glassunion]

47. I felt bad for him.

I hate public speaking.

[msanthrope]

48. Not me. That fucker needs defeating. nt

[Glassunion]

50. I've been in his shoes.

I slowly fell apart at the end of a speech in front of about 1000 people. I got dry, I rushed my words, and found myself sweating like crazy. See below...

[msanthrope]

51. Funny....but I just expect more from a US senator. nt

[Glassunion]

54. What?

We are all human.

I've been trained in public speaking and I still have fallen apart from time to time.

[Cha]

52. You weren't lying were you? Rubio is. nt

[Glassunion]

53. I'm not agreeing with him.

In all honesty I was laughing too hard and missed the second half of his speech.

Have you ever failed on such an embarrassing level that you were mortified? I knew exactly what he was feeling as soon as the flop sweat started. I lost it. It was like watching someone stop a large group of people to tell an absolute bomb of a joke. Cringe worthy.

I could not stop. As soon as I saw him wipe his forehead, it was over for me. I stopped listening and was waiting for him to fall apart.

Watch his speech again and take note and you'll laugh you ass off.

First take note of the color of his lips. They will go pale by the end.

At first his teeth dry out. You'll see him lick his lips.
Then the forehead sweat starts and you'll catch him wipe a bit away.
Then his mouth will dry out. His upper lip starts to stick to his teeth.
Then he picks up his pace. This is the dead give away that he wants this to end.
Then his upper lip starts to stick to his teeth. A lot of mouth exercises start.
It is at this point I'm assuming his bowels started to turn to water.
Then he finally had to get a drink. Poland Spring (if I'm not mistaken)
His pace at the end was much faster than when he started.

I've seen it twice now and I still can't tell you what he said. I'm absolutely crying in laughter. I do feel so bad for him.

[JDPriestly]

56. In the future, breathe deeply and then forget about what anyone else is going to think

about you. Think about how the people listening to you feel. Care about your audience more than yourself. Don't worry about yourself at all.

I was terribly shy and had to perform in front of people. I did it all wrong until I learned to take a deep breathe and think about the people on whose behalf I was speaking. When you forget yourself and don't let your ego take over, you will be just fine.

You probably have a lot to offer people, so just try again and again.

[MissB]

44. That is EXACTLY what I thought.

I flashed to Will Farrell.

[Snarkoleptic]

32. Sooo Marco...you paid off your student loans.

How 'bout that federally backed mortgage loan you defaulted on?
How 'bout the GOP credit card you misused?

Here's a treasure trove of malfeasance laid bare...
http://www.tampabay.com/news/politics/national/marco-rubios-personal-finances-clash-with-call-for-fiscal-discipline/1129566

[msanthrope]

33. Moral decline, we haz it!!! But coward didn't want to be specific! nt

[Blaukraut]

34. Same GOP shit wrapped in a different package

Rubio is a liar, and the entire time he pleads for small government, his government credit card bill comes to mind. We need to stop being appalled and surprised at what the republicans trot out.

[randome]

35. He is so much more than a token Hispanic.

He knows who Tupac is, for Christ's sake!!! (Well, who he WAS, anyways.)

[msanthrope]

40. Yeah...but does he know WHERE Tupac is? How about Biggie? nt

[msanthrope]

38. Oh Lordy....'economic liberty' and little babies!!! nt

[Glassunion]

41. Holy fuck that was a creepy smile at the end.

[Snarkoleptic]

42. The Pugs should have had the Del Rubio Triplets do the rebuttal...

[Melissa G]

43. Trouble finding a good link.

Please post one.
Thanks!

[msanthrope]

49. It's all over the internets now....check out our Video Forum, or Kos. nt

[msanthrope]

45. David Brooks can't even salvage this mess...his look is defeated....nt

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

57. Didn't John Boner once ramble on in a speech about his family's bar business?

And how he worked in it, as though it was important information for us to know?