Barack Obama is the greatest man in human history

[BanTheGOP]

On the commemoration of my 1,000th post, I have decided to dedicate it to President Barack Obama, and his impossible, improbably, glorifying rise to achieve the greatest...the GREATEST... accomplishment in the history of the planet: The impetus for the transfer of the historical abusive nature of republicanist Capitalism to the progressive, societal nature of Democracy. No one man has ever done more in history to destroy the very mechanism of destruction that has proliferated throughout the globe. His State of the Union speech tonight will be a GLORIOUS announcement and celebration of the DESTRUCTION of the Republican Party, of Capitalism, and the start of the migration of the "United" States to that of UN, and ultimately global, progressive society.



Without Barack Obama, we would have had more of the same: dull, white people pushing the same form of repressive abuse of people of color, people without means, and policies that terrorize a planet. Without Barack Obama, we would have had a continuation of the repressive, white-controlled bank structure that funnels the production from the workers who MAKE the products to those elite white rich republican bastards who TAKE the money. Without Barack Obama, we would be seeing a continuation of America's isolationist stance and refusal to deal with the billions of destitute of people denuded by oppressive, republicanist capitalist policies, as well as a continuation of the most devastating military oppression in the history of the planet.

In short, Barack Obama has accomplished the greatest feat that even I thought unattainable: the complete irrelevancy brought forth on a regime that appeared completely unimpenetrable. The complete and utter reversal of Reganomics, the complete and thorough destruction of private healthcare, and the complete and thorough destruction of rabid republicanist oil/coal/nuclear energy industry.

Wow!!



Just...wow!!

Tonight's historic State of the Union, delivered on the birthday of the GOP's most celebrated president as a deliciously deliberate snub against the repressive bastards, will pronounce the official start of the Transformation of America, as promised by President Obama in his ORIGINAL campaign. He will cite the success of Obamacare, the creation of well-paying jobs that will provide both a comfortable wage to individuals as well as their ability to pay into the infrastructure needed for this Transformation, the announcement that Executive Orders will be used in lieu of dealing with the criminal GOP bastards in the House, and finally, the overt declaration that will chill states who are attempting to "take their ball and run home with it." The South comes to mind, but they will be standing alone.

There is more, much much more...but let it be said, and let it be known... MISSION ACCOMPLISHED...the GOP is OVER!!!

And ONE MAN is responsible for the most difficult, greatest feat ever... Barack Hussein Obama. CONGRATULATIONS, you are the GREATEST HUMAN IN HISTORY!!

[el_bryanto]

1. That might be a stretch. What about Groucho Marx? nt

[jsr]

5. Seconded

[RudynJack]

33. Thirded

[aristocles]

37. Fourthed

Though Larry Fine could be right up there with Groucho.

[kentauros]

41. And Curly!

Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!

[Puzzledtraveller]

2. ...........................................

[NYC_SKP]

3. Those watercolors are awesome. Is that your work?

Very nice either way.

K/R

[NCTraveler]

4. Could be one of the greatest OPs I have ever read. nt.

[Enrique]

6. only human history?

will the bashing never cease?

[The Magistrate]

7. Marvelous Piece Of Performance Art, Sir...

You take reductio ad absurdum to new heights of hilarity and insincerity: this is a personal best I suspect you will find it impossible to top without rending the curtain in twain.

[sibelian]

8. Well it's not *that* far off the mark, is it?

BO's pretty cool an' all, in certain ways, but... you know...

[grantcart]

15. Actually it is the Best Piece of Performance Art in all of HUMAN history.

But still can't get a Valentine.

Life is just so unfair.

BTW you, Sir, get double credit for the reference to Matthew 27:51.

In this case however the torn curtain does not reveal the Holy of Holies but rather quite the opposite.

[The Magistrate]

26. Thank You, My Friend

It does not surprise me you caught the allusion, and its inversion as well.

[ismnotwasm]

28. Heh.

[cali]

9. satire? or just ACK!?

[Puzzledtraveller]

10. I think they are serious.

This picture came to mind for some reason when I read the OP.

[leftstreet]

11. Are you trying to make DU look stupid?

[kestrel91316]

45. Gee, YA THINK???????????????

[Skittles]

53. plelnty of DUers do that on a daily basis

sometimes they are so over the top with their gushing I think they HAVE to be trolls

[AtomicKitten]

14. Waiter, check please.

[samsingh]

13. He's great, but the greatest? i don't know about that

[libtodeath]

16. Not sure what to say

congrats on the 1000 posts I guess.

[demwing]

17. Wow

[derby378]

31. When my kitty wanted me to stop posting on DU...

...she'd headbutt the laptop until it fell out of my lap, and then she'd flop right down on top of me and purr.

[bullwinkle428]

35. Mine parks her big furry body in front of the monitor and starts whining.

11:00 every night - she knows it's "treat time"!

[hughee99]

18. How could you fail to mention his Nobel Peace Prize? n/t

[jsr]

22. And the greatest hits from the greatest kill list.

[840high]

36. Oh yes and the drones.

[Laelth]

19. Um ... irony? If so, to what end?

The Barack Obama that I know will not announce either the end of capitalism or the end of the Republican Party.

I can't quite figure out the purpose and meaning of this OP.



-Laelth

[libtodeath]

21. I think maybe sarcasm given all the repukes have accused the president of.

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

20. Was there a contest for "Greatest Man"? Who was on the jury? Was there a laughtrack?

[EastKYLiberal]

23. Until the far right starts to disappear in unmarked vans with tinted windows...

He is not deserving of the title.

Maybe next year.

[nobodyspecial]

24. Wow, all that effort to get to 1,000 posts to pull this stunt

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and on the day of the SOTU.

So, are all of his brainless sycophants who worship him supposed to fall on their knees in agreement? Are you hoping for the most likes in DU history?

Sorry, I really doubt you will get the reaction you are looking for. And, no, you won't be able to pass this around to your buddies and laugh about the great caper you pulled on DU. Nobody here is as stupid as you must think they are.

And, seriously, you really should consider what this says about you. To put all this time and effort into this. For what? You really have a lot of time on your hands, are desperate, or need some therapy. I'm really worried about you.

[aristocles]

49. ...and on the day of MARDI GRAS! n/t

[Puzzledtraveller]

25. It's over the top and nature does make me think..

Is BanThe Gop some kind of double agent? What would be the purpose?

que X-Files music.

[liberalmuse]

27. That "pop, pop, pop" sound you are hearing...

would be the exploding heads of our lurking freepers.

[slackmaster]

29. I called this one several months ago

And nobody listened.

[samplegirl]

30. Happy To Rec.

Great Post!

[Whisp]

32. you made my smile of the day.

he truly is a unique and transformative guy.

Some may say that your praise is over the top, man! Not I.

But it can lend a good balance to all the negativity and crap he's had to endure for all this time from right, centre and left, and have to endure yet more of it in the coming years.

Cheers, to the greatest President of all time. And to a good and honest man, someone of such character we all need to look to.

[Cal Carpenter]

34. Destruction of Capitalism?

Holy shit, lately when I come here I feel like I exist on a different planet than some of the folks here.

For fuck's sake. Destruction of capitalism, as if. I wish. If you think Obamacare is anti-capitalist policy, ....uh...I've run out of words.

I do hope this OP is some sort of performance art.

[leftstreet]

58. That's why I figured this had to be satire

Destruction of Capitalism?

[bullwinkle428]

38. I thought Mike Bloomberg was in the running as well...

*cough*cough*cough*cough*cough*

[patrice]

39. No. & That's not what anyone needs or wants, anyway. nt

[lunatica]

40. You gave it away in the first sentence

You didn't even try to string us along. Meh.

[CJCRANE]

42. Your OP doesn't quite work the way you intended.

The reference to the UN gave the game away for me.

But good try.

[VOX]

43. Feel like I just read the text on a Dr. Bronner's Soap bottle...

Wish I had the soap.

[slackmaster]

47. MOTHER NATURE'S PERFECT CONTRACEPTIVE - GROUND LEMON PEEL! DILUTE! DILUTE!

OK.

[nolabear]

44. Good effort. Needs editing. Can dance to it. I give it a 6.

[CJCRANE]

46. Why are people rec'ing this?

It's like a freeper's version of what progressives want.

[slackmaster]

48. It's a fine example of hyperbolic zealotry

I like the illustrations from the "Bad paintings of Barack Obama" site.

[Skittles]

54. because it pokes fun at the swooners

[CJCRANE]

59. But it still reads

like a RWer pretending to be a progressive poking fun at the "swooners".

[JI7]

61. it is a winger , look at it's other posts

[Number23]

66. Exactly. And the fact that some think he's poking fun at "swooners" and not at progressives overall

makes it that much more ironic. This word salad of an OP ("destroy the very mechanism of destruction"???) hits out at a lot of groups but seems to hit progressives the hardest.

Seems that the OP could also be a mockery of the "Occupy will fix all" crowd who await the death of capitalism far more than the average Obama fan. Although his comments about Obama ushering in a UN-state does come straight out of the Greatest Freeper Nightmares handbook. And his association of "capitalism" with "Republican" is just... weird.

Overall, I think it gets two big

[Skittles]

67. those two groups very often sound the same

both are very often over-the-top ridiculous

[Demo_Chris]

50. Nicely done!

[Hotler]

51. I don't think so. Wall st. bankers still walk free. n/t

[quinnox]

52. and all that, and he is a handsome dude too

Fuck Mt. Rushmore, that is small potatoes for such magnificence.

I think there should be Obama statues on every corner, in every school, in every library. All of our money should be reprinted with HIS image on it. The United States of America should be re-named in his honor.

And finally, all future presidential elections should be dispensed with, as no one will ever possibly approach the greatness and leadership of this man. President Obama FOR LIFE!

[jsr]

56. Sensible plan

It is the least we can do to show gratitude. Our nation has come a long way from the evil clutches of Reaganism.

[aristocles]

57. Deutschland, Deutschland, Uber Alles! n/t

Appreciate the sarcasm quinnox...has to be specified these days.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

55. yeah. no.

[JI7]

60. can't believe this troll hasn't been banned yet

[one_voice]

62. ..

[RZM]

63. You better believe it

There's obvious . . . And then there's BanTheGOP.

[LittleBlue]

64. We're veering into Dear Leader territory here

If the OP is satire, it's fucking brilliant!

[sendero]

65. I thought I was going to read..

... some satire or tongue in cheek.

Geez you are serious. LOL.

[dodgecharger]

68. Wall st bankers have more control now than ever

[Common Sense Party]

69. Theme song: Send in the Drones

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022360505

[lumberjack_jeff]

70. Muhammad Ali is totally gonna kick your ass for that one. nt