upside to the Pope retiring: the old Pope can train the new Pope

[Enrique]

[klook]

1. "Here's the breakroom,

and just between you and me, watch Luigi -- he's been known to steal sandwiches out of the fridge!"

[Scuba]

2. "How to be Infallible 101"

[kiranon]

3. He already has. n/t

[CBGLuthier]

4. A guide to funny hats.

Seems to me the hardest thing the pope ever does is figure out which of his crazy hats to wear.

[HooptieWagon]

5. What training?

All the new Pope needs to know is the password to the Swiss bank account, and where the skeletons are buried.

[lpbk2713]

6. His job is being outsourced.

"Just remember to answer the phone with 'hi, I'm Dave. How can I help you today?' "

[Nye Bevan]

7. First Pope since the 15th century to go through an exit interview with Human Resources (nt)

[JaneQPublic]

8. It'll be a bitch for the old Pope to get used to being fallible again. (nt)