We didn't start the poutrage
Olive Garden, AppleBees, Cigarettes, breastfeeding, circumcision, narwhals, pit bulls, smoking bans
Elliot Spritzer, High school bands, soda pop, pornography, toilet paper dust, and Natalie Wood's untimely death
We didn't start the poutrage, if you don't recycle they'll drum you out of the neighborhood, we didn't start the poutrage, if you aren't concerned about the Patriot act you better be
food stamps, kids on planes, drinking caffeine, bombing the moon,
tax fast food, Rapture, PETA, Vaccinations, orange juice, and Jessie James
we didn't start the poutrage, and the penis size is once again on top of GD
Ipads, PayPal, Michael Vicks, and Octomom, unicorns Charlie Sheen, Jesus Christ we had good times
we didn't hate the Weiner, 2 Broke Girls are the new screaming kids in restaurants, we didn't include the spare tire....... and the Dugger mom is popping out another one......
we didn't start the poutrage, if you own a hot car you must be a total dick.........we didn't start the poutrage, ut we'll find something else to complain about next week....
