As an atheist, I may roll my eyes at some of the religious shenanigans, but other things bothered me

[ZombieHorde]

much more. My atheism just describes something I don't do, but the things I actually do weren't represented at all.

I really wish President Obama had done the following things:

1. Spend hours posting on DU.
2. Play some table-top RPGs, such as D&D, and have heated debates over poorly written rules.
3. Eat the brains of the living.
4. Sneak out back for a smoke.
5. Have a drink and fall asleep while watching Netflix.

[patrice]

1. Zombies rule!

[jazzimov]

2. You obviously have a strong disrepect for smokers,

after all it is the most addictive habit known to man.

The new more realistic "what Obama should have done" list:

1. Sneak out back for a smoke.
2. Spend hours posting on DU.
3. Sneak out back for a smoke.
4. Play some table-top RPGs, such as D&D, and have heated debates over poorly written rules.
5. Sneak out back for a smoke.
6. Eat the brains of the living.
7. Sneak out back for a smoke.
8. Have a drink and fall asleep while watching Netflix.
9. Wake up in the middle of the night, and Sneak out back for a smoke.

[ZombieHorde]

3. Ha! nt

[lunatica]

9. Only a smoker or ex-smoker knows that

I quit 15 years ago and I can attest to the veracity of your comment. I smoked for 30 years and all my activities were only stuff I did between cigarettes.

[Fumesucker]

4. As long as no one actually sees the eye roll you're OK

Belittling a powerless minority is a very old human tradition and we certainly wouldn't want to question tradition.

[Laochtine]

5. shenanigans Makes me hapyy

Bless you Hellbound human

[ZombieHorde]

6. Shenanigans can be fun.

Thank you for the blessing.

[Laochtine]

7. I look foward

to Shenanigans, in glad you called me on this