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Cali_Democrat

(30,439 posts) Tue Dec 18, 2012, 06:59 PM Dec 2012

Mike Huckabee's God seems like kind of an asshole. So why should we worship him?

Mike Huckabee says we should not be surprised at the Newtown massacre because "we have systematically removed God from our schools.”

http://thinkprogress.org/politics/2012/12/14/1339971/huckabee-says-connecticut-school-massacre-occurred-because-we-removed-god-from-our-schools/

So Mike's God is essentially an asshole that let's children get murdered because we don't pay him enough attention. And Mike wants us to worship him?

No thanks. Hey Mike, take your God and shove him up your ass.

I don't worship dicks.

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Mike Huckabee's God seems like kind of an asshole. So why should we worship him? (Original Post) Cali_Democrat Dec 2012 OP

If this is really God doing this Canuckistanian Dec 2012 #1

Heh ismnotwasm Dec 2012 #2

Cuz his god is a figment of his imagination.... southerncrone Dec 2012 #3

there is nothing Huckabee says or talks about that I want to worship quinnox Dec 2012 #4

I don't Champion Jack Dec 2012 #5

To keep your job in this state. nt patrice Dec 2012 #6

if you don't he will have all your children murdered by guns or green gas like egypt nt msongs Dec 2012 #7

I don't. BigDemVoter Dec 2012 #8

Huckabee created God in his own image... Blanks Dec 2012 #9

That's what I say. I don't believe in gods, but even IF the Christian god was proven to exist, NYC Liberal Dec 2012 #10

Her. God is a Her. leftyladyfrommo Dec 2012 #11

I would not worship a god that demanded the blood of children to sate his anger. TheOther95Percent Dec 2012 #12

His god is an egomaniacal douchebag. Initech Dec 2012 #13

Canuckistanian

(42,290 posts)

1. If this is really God doing this

Reply to Cali_Democrat (Original post)

Tue Dec 18, 2012, 07:02 PM

Dec 2012

Then God is a petulant 5-year old with serious abandonment issues.

ismnotwasm

(41,977 posts)

2. Heh

Reply to Cali_Democrat (Original post)

Tue Dec 18, 2012, 07:04 PM

Dec 2012

A good reading of the Old Testament, definitely reveals that God is not a nice guy.

I'm not religious at all, and reading the bible from cover to cover (yes I did, around a year or so ago) is like reading a horror novel from my perspective.

southerncrone

(5,506 posts)

3. Cuz his god is a figment of his imagination....

Reply to Cali_Democrat (Original post)

Tue Dec 18, 2012, 07:07 PM

Dec 2012

quinnox

(20,600 posts)

4. there is nothing Huckabee says or talks about that I want to worship

Reply to Cali_Democrat (Original post)

Tue Dec 18, 2012, 07:08 PM

Dec 2012

Champion Jack

(5,378 posts)

5. I don't

Reply to Cali_Democrat (Original post)

Tue Dec 18, 2012, 07:08 PM

Dec 2012

Bronze Age superstitions written by desert dwellers to explain thunder are a waste of time

patrice

(47,992 posts)

6. To keep your job in this state. nt

Reply to Cali_Democrat (Original post)

Tue Dec 18, 2012, 07:14 PM

Dec 2012

msongs

(67,405 posts)

7. if you don't he will have all your children murdered by guns or green gas like egypt nt

Reply to Cali_Democrat (Original post)

Tue Dec 18, 2012, 07:59 PM

Dec 2012

BigDemVoter

(4,150 posts)

8. I don't.

Reply to Cali_Democrat (Original post)

Tue Dec 18, 2012, 08:17 PM

Dec 2012

Who could worship Huckabee's petty, vengeful god who takes out his anger on little babies?

Fuckabee can go straight to hell, although I don't believe in hell. . . . Apparently HE does though!