Broken News
My favorite television reporter is Lawrence O'Donnell. I especially appreciated his comments about how journalists still, after all these years, allowed the felon to spout lies at his recent press conference, without challenging him. I'd willingly give J.D. Vance's left nut to have the felon sit down for one hour with Lawrence, but we know that isn't going to happen.
Thus, as a substitute, I imagine the following interview, with DUer H2O Man interviewing the felon:
Q: Why did you pick Vance -- a male who once called you "America's Hitler" -- for vice president?
A: Fake news. I've never heard of the guy. Everyone says he's a loser. A big time loser.
Q: When was the first time you met Vance?
A: At Jeff Epstein's place in Palm Beach. There's film of me dancing with Jeff. If you look closely, Vance is laying on a couch behind us. He's there with Matt Gaetz. Vance is a big time loser.
Q: I agree that he is a loser. Isn't he a ball & chain on your campaign? His nonsense about "cat ladies," for example?
A: Illegal immigrants are floading this country. They are bringing in their cats -- stray cats, not the ones on cartoons. Millions of them. You can thank Harris for that.
Q: Why do you have such difficulty in pronouncing her name?
A: She's a Muslim, just like Barak Saddam Obama. If you say her name slowly -- Come Allah -- you see we never should have let her into the country. She's the worst president this country has ever had.
Q: She's not president yet. She won't be until late January of 2025.
A: I've never heard of Project 2025. It's like the Rusia hoax. Russia, Russia, Russia.
Q: Mental health experts point to your pathological lying as evidence that you are a sociopath. How do you respond to this?
A: That's a lie. I've never told a lie in my life. You must be thinking of Jamie Carter. Terrible president who lost the Vietnam war. And you're a liar, lying for the fake media.
Q: One recent lie was your claim about being in a helicopter with Mayor Willie Brown. People are laughing ....
A: Fake news. My crowds are bigger than Martin Luther King's were. I had a group of black guys -- huge guys with bulging muscles -- come up to me with tears rolling down their cheeks. They said, "Sir, I heard your crowds are larger than Martin Luther King's? Please, Sir, keeping saying that." And they were with that fake Al Sharkton. He's a fake, just like you.
Q: One last question. Many people find your comments about your daughter uncomfortable. You seem to view her in a highly sexualized way. Do you understand how sick that sounds to normal people?
A: Not Tiffany. I call her "pumpkin head."
Q: No, Ivanka.
A: The last time I saw her was at pumkin head's wedding. She looked hot. Every since she hit perjury, and I convinced her to get plastic surgery, she's been hot. I told her that her future was in plastics. Her husband is plastic, too.
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see this happen 
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Great interview! 
And, comically, significantly more cogent than his actual words on most days!