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maxrandb

(15,543 posts)
Thu May 23, 2024, 07:10 AM May 23

The ONLY thing I want to hear from Jim Comey is; "I'M SORRY"!!!

Little pissant is apparently on some kind of rehabilitation tour, or he's hawking some stupid FUCKING book.

Unless that book is 600 pages of handwritten "I'm Sorry!!" from page 1 to 600, I don't want to see it.

If he wants to elaborate, I'll be fine with Chapter Titles like:

"I'm sorry I single-handedly brought this nightmare on America"

"I'm sorry I destroyed 240 years of American Democracy".

"I'm sorry I didn't have the balls, guts, backbone, courage, spine, honor, integrity, fortitude or strength to stand up to rogue prosecutors and FBI agents in the Southern District of New York"

"I'm sorry I cut the Clinton Campaign off at the knees 5 days before the election".

"I'm sorry I was so concerned about the integrity of the FBI that I turned it over to a fucking fraudulent, fuckstick, serial rapist."

"I'm sorry for the thousands, or hell, probably millions of women that will bleed out on the table, die from sepsis and be forced to stay in abusive relationships because of my cowardice".

"I'm sorry I've enabled the prospect of supreme court sanctioned political assassinations and CONCENTRATION CAMPS to become normal issues in presidential campaigns".

Short of these, AND MORE APOLOGIES, I give not one-fuck about what Jim Comey has to say about ANYTHING!

I don't want his opinion on American Democracy.

I don't want his opinion on justice and law.

I don't want to hear about his fucking faith.

I don't want his opinion on politics, the rule of law, court cases, the FBI, DOJ, or MOST OF ALL, honor, courage and integrity.

If he wants to now rejoin the ranks of civil society, fuck him to hell and back.

If he strips naked, rolls in ashes, puts on sackclothe and sets himself on fire, I might glance in his direction, but short of that, he can just shut the fuck up.

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The ONLY thing I want to hear from Jim Comey is; "I'M SORRY"!!! (Original Post) maxrandb May 23 OP
🫡 blm May 23 #1
K&R betsuni May 23 #2
Agree completely - Alice Kramden May 23 #3
ita. I'm not real sure I even want to hear "I'm sorry." He needs to STFU. brer cat May 23 #4
I would be willing to sit and listen to someone ask HAB911 May 23 #5
+1... it's his fault..nt mitch96 May 23 #60
Comey was well aware of Russia's involvement in the Trump campaign and in our nation's 2016 .... Botany May 23 #6
Yes Comey deliberately interfered with a US presidential election. Irish_Dem May 23 #8
I think Trump had kompromat on Comey Botany May 23 #14
Yes either bribes or blackmail. Irish_Dem May 23 #17
Oh, I didn't know about the hug... electric_blue68 May 24 #67
Comey only brought the emails up Johonny May 23 #18
I've hated and distrusted Comey ever since. calimary May 23 #39
The EC was tweaked by Manifort and the Russians. Sogo May 23 #41
Hear, hear!!!!!!!!! BigmanPigman May 23 #58
whatever he says, good or bad; has no worth. Javaman May 23 #7
And I don't appreciate almost every MSNBC host in having him on ToxMarz May 23 #9
I absolutely agree. He's singlehandely responsible for trump. The coward... brush May 23 #55
I turned off Nicole yesterday for having this nation destroyer on her show. lark May 23 #10
Hear, hear!!!! lark May 23 #11
I totally agree BUT radical noodle May 23 #12
I really didnt hear his sage advice. tavernier May 23 #24
yup Skittles May 23 #63
Who is not sorry either n/t radical noodle May 24 #65
I think comey was "extremely careless" in his handling of the case and adherence to government policies. unblock May 23 #13
Since he obviously doesn't have a conscience DENVERPOPS May 23 #15
Perfect Seinan Sensei May 23 #16
What I want to hear from Comey is how he deliberately held a press conference knowing that the FBI had nothing new. Lonestarblue May 23 #19
I am getting sick and tired montanacowboy May 23 #20
K&R and thank you mountain grammy May 23 #21
Comey has nothing to say that I want to hear. Paladin May 23 #22
K & R Grumpy Old Guy May 23 #23
100% I can't believe he's out there selling a book Tribetime May 23 #25
He is hawking his book. MOMFUDSKI May 23 #26
Finally a book to ban....Oh wait....That's Comey's group. LakeArenal May 23 #27
Well stated - agree completely! walkingman May 23 #28
I agree with every word!!! CrispyQ May 23 #29
I love how you put that. Arne May 23 #30
And THAT says it all! /NT sdfernando May 23 #31
K&R Hiawatha Pete May 23 #32
fuckin-a. Make this a letter to the Editor and send it to major papers. NYT? Hotler May 23 #33
I change channels when Comey comes on LetMyPeopleVote May 23 #34
+1 oasis May 23 #40
I would love to hear an "I'm sorry" from every Democrat or person on the Left who chose NOT to vote for Hillary elocs May 23 #35
I despise them more than I do the MAGA crowd NanaCat May 23 #37
K&R Bayard May 23 #36
He did it twice. LisaM May 23 #38
He was on Nicole's show on MSNBC JustAnotherGen May 23 #42
Fuck sorry. SamKnause May 23 #43
Comey was a more important factor in that election than all other factors combined. (eom) StevieM May 23 #44
My feelings exactly DeeDeeNY May 23 #45
I respect Comey. H2O Man May 23 #46
One of the worst interference in the political arena ever. He should have waited the now standard SWBTATTReg May 23 #47
It wasn't even an ongoing investigation. He announced it reopened based on literally zero new evidence. unblock May 23 #52
The only thing that I want to hear from James Comey is markodochartaigh May 23 #48
Obama appeasement nowforever May 23 #49
I agree to a point, but having him say Trump is a danger may get us some votes Quixote1818 May 23 #50
Fantastic post. Ditto, ditto, ditto, ditto, ditto and double ditto. brush May 23 #51
I would accept... Think. Again. May 23 #53
The Supreme Irony of All This Is That. After Handing the 2016 Presidential Election to Trump, panfluteman May 23 #54
Goddamn right. The Unmitigated Gall May 23 #56
same Evolve Dammit May 23 #57
fuck him. Who the f is his target audience? ecstatic May 23 #59
there is NOTHING he could say or do now to rehabilitate his image in my eyes Skittles May 23 #61
+1 SunSeeker May 23 #62
Nicole Wallace fawning over him, yesterday, was nauseating dlk May 23 #64
The Brand. The Brand. The Brand. czarjak May 24 #66

HAB911

(9,053 posts)
5. I would be willing to sit and listen to someone ask
Thu May 23, 2024, 07:55 AM
May 23

How does it feel to be singularly responsible for electing DJT?

Botany

(70,897 posts)
6. Comey was well aware of Russia's involvement in the Trump campaign and in our nation's 2016 ....
Thu May 23, 2024, 08:01 AM
May 23

…. elections (Alfa Bank, Cambridge Analytica, and Facebook) and didn’t say shit but
he did bring up the Hillary Clinton email lie again and that was something he could
have checked out in under 1 hour and when he did check it out it was too late and the
damage was already done.

I watched him and wanted to throw up last night.

Botany

(70,897 posts)
14. I think Trump had kompromat on Comey
Thu May 23, 2024, 08:34 AM
May 23

Somehow I got the feeling that when Trump hugged Comey that it was a very mobbed up
act. Kind of like, “I know that you are dirty and you know that I know you’re dirty.”

electric_blue68

(15,384 posts)
67. Oh, I didn't know about the hug...
Fri May 24, 2024, 09:57 AM
May 24

I didn't have a smartphone back then.
Even with a tablet which I could only use at the Library bc couldn't afford WiFi at home; I hadn't rediscovered DU yet. So I was missing a lot.

Wow, yeah, woah; a "mob hug" sounds definitely plauseable!

Johonny

(21,195 posts)
18. Comey only brought the emails up
Thu May 23, 2024, 09:07 AM
May 23

Because GOP loyalists were going to reopen the emails. He felt he had to announce their intentions. However, he could absolutely go on and said the reopening was a BS political stunt which he knew it was. Instead he announced it straight face which meant I was always sure he was for the October surprise.

calimary

(81,988 posts)
39. I've hated and distrusted Comey ever since.
Thu May 23, 2024, 02:05 PM
May 23

Last edited Fri May 24, 2024, 01:01 AM - Edit history (1)

So what if he piped up again a few days later and took it all back. By then, it was late October and there were a FEW DAYS remaining before Election Day. And voters had already decided. Yes, Hillary got more votes, but the popular vote was outweighed by the fucking Electoral College. I think the math would have been better - and more decisive for HER - if Comey had shut up instead of whoring for the cameras with some scandalous last-minute "breaking news" that wound up being a WORLD-CLASS nothing-burger.

FUCKER. Didn't matter that he finally came around, and owned up to being wrong. By then the cake was baked and the damage was done.

Sogo

(5,080 posts)
41. The EC was tweaked by Manifort and the Russians.
Thu May 23, 2024, 02:34 PM
May 23

Don't you remember him releasing the election day data to Darapaska?

It was relayed to Manifort by someone at abc news. Probably exit polls. Then they knew what districts/precincts to beef up in the three swing states of WI, MI, and PA . He won by only 77,000 total over those three states, which is what swung the EC. Two out of three of those states had Republican governors at that time (WI and MI), which means they also likely had R Secretaries of State, the officer who is in charge of elections.

Very targeted votes....

Javaman

(62,599 posts)
7. whatever he says, good or bad; has no worth.
Thu May 23, 2024, 08:06 AM
May 23

he's a bad actor who now is trying to make bank off his fuck up.

ToxMarz

(2,175 posts)
9. And I don't appreciate almost every MSNBC host in having him on
Thu May 23, 2024, 08:20 AM
May 23

in wide eyed white wash interviews as if he is some brave hero truth teller.

brush

(54,513 posts)
55. I absolutely agree. He's singlehandely responsible for trump. The coward...
Thu May 23, 2024, 06:20 PM
May 23

couldn't even reign in his Giuliani and rogue FBI agents of SDNY.

lark

(23,357 posts)
10. I turned off Nicole yesterday for having this nation destroyer on her show.
Thu May 23, 2024, 08:20 AM
May 23

He deliberately lied to us about Clinton bcause the top FBI man in NY, who took $25,000,000 from Russia, told him to. He is a part of the coup, even though he lyingly denies it.

lark

(23,357 posts)
11. Hear, hear!!!!
Thu May 23, 2024, 08:23 AM
May 23

I am in 100% agreement with everything you said!!n He is dead to me! All of his lying so that his wife doesn't divorce him is just crocodile tears.

radical noodle

(8,047 posts)
12. I totally agree BUT
Thu May 23, 2024, 08:27 AM
May 23

he did say that no one should worry about any little things they might not like about Biden and that this election is too important to vote third party or Mickey Mouse instead of trump, and that Biden is the only choice. (not an exact quote). That's an important message this year. Biden needs every freaking non-trump vote there is. No RFK, Jr., no Cornell West, no Jill Stein, and yeah... no Mickey Mouse.

I will never forget or forgive what he did to Hillary in 2016 but there's plenty of blame to go around when it comes to that election and I don't forget or forgive them, either.

tavernier

(12,516 posts)
24. I really didnt hear his sage advice.
Thu May 23, 2024, 10:19 AM
May 23

I was too busy screaming at him to STFU.

Going on talk shows to sell books. He has NO shame, and he’s not one bit sorry for his dirty deeds.

unblock

(52,872 posts)
13. I think comey was "extremely careless" in his handling of the case and adherence to government policies.
Thu May 23, 2024, 08:28 AM
May 23

DENVERPOPS

(9,113 posts)
15. Since he obviously doesn't have a conscience
Thu May 23, 2024, 08:36 AM
May 23

he should go stand in front of a train.......

What he did, was no different than the asshole that implemented the "Swift Boating" of Kerrey

The Dems should start an ad campaign starting in late August, foreshadowing and asking what the Republican's
will pull this year for their "October Surprise" Tell people to not be duped like the voters were for the Comey Stunt and the Swift Boat Stunt, and show what they did in those two cases.....

Lonestarblue

(10,497 posts)
19. What I want to hear from Comey is how he deliberately held a press conference knowing that the FBI had nothing new.
Thu May 23, 2024, 09:25 AM
May 23

He hd to know that opening an investigation would hurt her election. Saying I’m sorry is meaningless now. We need a confession of wrongdoing, which we’ll never get.

montanacowboy

(6,150 posts)
20. I am getting sick and tired
Thu May 23, 2024, 09:31 AM
May 23

of these traitors appearing on talk shows trying to get back into good graces. Comey is a stooge and a dirty actor, fuck him to hell and back and all the so called "news shows" that promote his propaganda.

Tribetime

(4,853 posts)
25. 100% I can't believe he's out there selling a book
Thu May 23, 2024, 10:34 AM
May 23

After he tilted the election to drump...SHUT THE F UP ASSWIPE

MOMFUDSKI

(6,265 posts)
26. He is hawking his book.
Thu May 23, 2024, 10:37 AM
May 23

As far as I’m concerned he will never have anything relevant to say, even if it is fiction.

LakeArenal

(29,034 posts)
27. Finally a book to ban....Oh wait....That's Comey's group.
Thu May 23, 2024, 10:38 AM
May 23

I would burn it too.

Comey and John Roberts. Traitors that ruined and continue to ruin the country.

Now rewriting history.

CrispyQ

(36,787 posts)
29. I agree with every word!!!
Thu May 23, 2024, 10:46 AM
May 23

His was the heaviest thumb on the scale of bullshit piled on against HRC & then he had the gall to write that "he eats your soul" commentary, as his what? Excuse? Apology?

Fuck you, James Comey, you misogynistic piece of shit.

Hotler

(11,593 posts)
33. fuckin-a. Make this a letter to the Editor and send it to major papers. NYT?
Thu May 23, 2024, 11:20 AM
May 23

Another example of why there is only one volume of Profiles in Courage.

elocs

(22,766 posts)
35. I would love to hear an "I'm sorry" from every Democrat or person on the Left who chose NOT to vote for Hillary
Thu May 23, 2024, 12:06 PM
May 23

in '16 or the BoBs who actually voted for Trump to teach Democrats a lesson for not nominating Bernie. That sure worked out well for America.

 

NanaCat

(2,332 posts)
37. I despise them more than I do the MAGA crowd
Thu May 23, 2024, 12:49 PM
May 23

At least the MAGA are honest about their hatred of women and minorities.

LisaM

(27,924 posts)
38. He did it twice.
Thu May 23, 2024, 01:49 PM
May 23

She had good poll numbers after the convention (where she showed her class, despite the infantile shenanigans of some attendees) and voila, here is Comey.

I hope I never meet him, but if I do, I hope he sees me sneer and walk away.

JustAnotherGen

(32,298 posts)
42. He was on Nicole's show on MSNBC
Thu May 23, 2024, 02:41 PM
May 23

Yesterday.

Truthfully - he's a far more egregious guest than Ari Melber's Avenatti interview.

SamKnause

(13,194 posts)
43. Fuck sorry.
Thu May 23, 2024, 03:14 PM
May 23

Sorry won't change anything.

He knows what he did and he is not sorry.

Fuck him !!!!!!!!!!!!!

H2O Man

(73,994 posts)
46. I respect Comey.
Thu May 23, 2024, 03:53 PM
May 23

I don't think he was the reason that Trump won the election. An unpopulay opinion on DU, but holding him responsible would seem to ignore the other reasons for that terrible election loss.

SWBTATTReg

(22,540 posts)
47. One of the worst interference in the political arena ever. He should have waited the now standard
Thu May 23, 2024, 03:55 PM
May 23

60 days (I think, it may be more) before coming out w/ news on ongoing investigations, etc.

He interfered. Period.

There's no way to excuse his behavior, and as an added bonus, this stain will be associated w/ his foul name forever.

unblock

(52,872 posts)
52. It wasn't even an ongoing investigation. He announced it reopened based on literally zero new evidence.
Thu May 23, 2024, 05:44 PM
May 23

It was a fraud of epic proportions, a blatant propaganda stunt.

He should have checked it for dups first.


What police chief goes on tv and announces hey, we got an anonymous tip about a neighborhood with 100 dead bodies in the streets all with signs of ebola, and then goes to investigate only to find it was a prank call?

C'mon. Do the bare minimum due diligence, find out there's nothing there, then don't go on tv. Simple.

But he had an agenda, so he committed yet another breach of protocol, policy, and best practices and here we are.

markodochartaigh

(1,277 posts)
48. The only thing that I want to hear from James Comey is
Thu May 23, 2024, 04:20 PM
May 23

"Your Honor, I plead guilty to using my public office to influence a presidential election."

nowforever

(332 posts)
49. Obama appeasement
Thu May 23, 2024, 04:35 PM
May 23

Obama made a huge mistake in appointing him. Similar to mistake Biden has made in appointing Garland. When they go low you squat over them, you don't extend a hand.

Quixote1818

(29,220 posts)
50. I agree to a point, but having him say Trump is a danger may get us some votes
Thu May 23, 2024, 05:36 PM
May 23

So no, I don't want him to completely shut up even though he pisses me off on an epic level. We need all the voices we can muster up.

panfluteman

(2,105 posts)
54. The Supreme Irony of All This Is That. After Handing the 2016 Presidential Election to Trump,
Thu May 23, 2024, 06:11 PM
May 23

James Comey himself was one of the first victims / casualties of the new Trump administration! He sure found out just what a monster Trump was pretty damn quick!

ecstatic

(32,927 posts)
59. fuck him. Who the f is his target audience?
Thu May 23, 2024, 08:14 PM
May 23


He is probably the most self-righteous, no accountability taking mofo I've ever seen.

Skittles

(153,917 posts)
61. there is NOTHING he could say or do now to rehabilitate his image in my eyes
Thu May 23, 2024, 08:40 PM
May 23

he is absolute fucking trash - the damage he inflicted on America will be felt for a long, LONG time - FUCK HIM to eternity

dlk

(11,697 posts)
64. Nicole Wallace fawning over him, yesterday, was nauseating
Thu May 23, 2024, 11:30 PM
May 23

I couldn’t watch her show and turned it off, and I’ve lost a lot of respect for her. Comey did his dirty deed to give us Trump. If anything, he belongs behind bars.

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