Borowitz: Worm Leaves Scathing Yelp Review of RFK Jr.'s Brain

[geardaddy]

https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/worm-leaves-scathing-yelp-review

NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report) – In the latest setback for Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s presidential bid, a worm who dined in the candidate’s brain wrote a brutal Yelp review shortly before dying, the reviewing site confirmed on Monday.

The worm’s review began on a discouraging note, claiming that Kennedy’s brain was “almost impossible to find.”

“Once I managed to get there, I couldn’t believe how cramped it was,” the worm continued. “I’m all for intimate dining but this place was ridiculously tiny.”

The worm also slammed the noise level in the candidate’s brain, complaining, “I couldn’t hear myself think with all the different voices in there.”

With one star, Kennedy’s brain ranks last in Yelp’s “Worm Dining” category, tied with Kristi Noem’s brain.

[thucythucy]

1. This is brilliant!

Thanks so much for posting.

[geardaddy]

2. Right? Andy Borowitz is comedy genius.

[brer cat]

3. I love Borowitz!

[lindysalsagal]

4. "I couldn't find his brain."

[ProudMNDemocrat]

7. Perhaps there was NO brain to begin with?

[UTUSN]

5. Bwah-HAH!

[marble falls]

6. Can't wait till this hits the stacks at the library.

[PatSeg]

8. Bravo!

That is perfect!

[IrishAfricanAmerican]

9. OH SNAP!

[wolfie001]

10. I can picture humorless JFK Jr reading it and just staring quietly

Ironically, his wife starred in one of the wittiest comedies evah!!!

[Xavier Breath]

13. I'm wondering how often when she's exasperated with him

that she calls him 'Larry' just out of habit

[wolfie001]

14. Larry David coulda done a number on him

Oh well, he's a gentleman.

[et tu]

11. and did the worm

find a hair in the brain soup? hope the worm dashed
and ran lol no tip!!!

[LetMyPeopleVote]

12. I love good satire and the Borowitz Report