My favorite part all all this Noem silliness is that SHE NARRATED THE AUDIOBOOK VERSION.

[demmiblue]

My favorite part all all this Noem silliness is that SHE NARRATED THE AUDIOBOOK VERSION. “As soon as this was brought my attention” was after she read the whole damned thing out loud

I mean, come on.

Link to tweet

[struggle4progress]

1. "When I said 'Kim Jong Un' it was a simple slip of the tongue: I was actually trying to say

that other guy's name"

[republianmushroom]

2. Damn, got caught lying.

[sop]

3. She's met with "many world leaders"?

She's more of a bullshit artist than Trump.

[struggle4progress]

12. Many world leaders bring their dogs to South Dakota to meet Noem

[erronis]

13. And they came up to me with tears in their eyes, and asked "Please can you put down my ..."?

Guessing she's going to rent herself out as an ass-ass-ination squad. Good on the trigger, not so good about keeping quiet about it.

[unblock]

4. I'm sticking with the kim she met was kardashian

[kimbutgar]

5. She really gish galloped when confronted with her lies

Talk about stepping over yourself!
And don’t get me started k the plastic surgery, Botox and lip injections as well as that Kari Lake type Tv filter!

[sop]

8. She's going for the Kimberly Guilfoyle look.

[kimbutgar]

11. My hubby said she also has that Lara Tr@#p plastic type of face

What is it with these woman with plastic surgery that makes them look like freaks?

[keithbvadu2]

6. 'not going to talk about specifics'

Perfectly willing to talk about specifics when she lied.

What other world leaders do you falsely claim to have met?

Putin? Mao? Hitler? King George?

[Hermit-The-Prog]

9. Alexander the Great, in the gravel pit, with a shotgun.

[erronis]

14. Sarah Palin (another repuglicon VP pick.)

Or just the run-of-the-mill orange-utang former peeresident who exchanged love notes with the other fat-boy crazy sociopath.

[Traildogbob]

7. I will wait

For the release of the MTG audio version.
More calming.

[MagickMuffin]

10. I wonder how she sounds describing her killing spree

Low toned sexy voice describing how she murdered her animals left in her care.

[erronis]

16. Isn't that part of the acting school techniques the (r) apologist played on air after the SOTU address?

Damn if I can remember her name or face. They all start to look and sound the same. Stepford, anyone?

[lame54]

15. Did she add gunshots or just make the noise with her mouth