BIDEN: "Donald, my offer to play golf still stands. I'll let you take 3 strokes off your game if you carry your own bag"

[kpete]

— President Biden, on X.
https://politicalwire.com/2024/03/30/bonus-quote-of-the-day-1975/

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[captain queeg]

1. That'll never happen.

[Enquiring_Mind]

2. Come on Don, a coronary would be great TV

[LetMyPeopleVote]

3. Sportswriter Who Golfed With Trump Reveals Exactly How He Cheats At The Game

TFG cheats at every thing and cannot accept that he loses at anything. I am seeing a number of articles poking fun at TFG's cheating at golf.

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https://www.huffpost.com/entry/rick-reilly-trump-golf-cheat_n_6603bd13e4b07b8c86dfbc4e

Sportswriter Rick Reilly is calling BS on Donald Trump after the former president declared himself the winner of both the club championship and senior club championship at the Trump International Golf Club in Florida.

“He’s never won a championship at a course he doesn’t own and operate,” Reilly, who has golfed with Trump, said on MSNBC on Tuesday. “He’s played in Pebble Beach, he’s played in the Tahoe one, where there are rules and judges and cameras. And in those, he’s never finished in the top half. So he wins when anybody who disagrees that he won is out of the club. That’s how he gets it.”

Reilly, who wrote an entire book on how Trump cheats at golf, said the former president even confessed one of his methods: When he buys a golf course, he plays the first round alone and declares himself the course champion.

And that’s not the only trick up Trump’s sleeve.

Reilly said golfers have to trust each other because of the vast distances on the course and the fact that no referees are keeping watch ― and Trump takes full advantage of that.

The former president “always gets a turbo-charged golf cart that goes three times as fast as yours, so he’s always 200 yards ahead, and that gives him time to cheat.”

TFG hates these articles and so it fun seeing Biden mock TFG and his golf game

[Lunabell]

4. Hahahaha!

I can see the orange blobfather, huffing and puffing to schlep his bag. Orange make-up, running down his sweaty and puffy face while fit President Biden strides ahead without breaking a sweat.

[tanyev]

5. LOLOLOLOLOLOL!

[LetMyPeopleVote]

6. Highlights of Trump's 23 "championships"...

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[RainCaster]

7. He can't carry himself - no way Smelvis can carry his clubs

[CTyankee]

8. Biden's campaign staff are so good! They know how to push his buttons and advertise his bufoonery.

This is gifted trolling for sure! Please continue...

[Maeve]

9. We'll get there by bicycle, whadda ya say?

[0rganism]

10. I am getting such Caddyshack vibes rn, this could develop in so many interesting ways

A high-stakes golf-off with these two would be absolutely legendary. Televised, has one of those announcers with the vaguely British accent describing the play. The PPV take alone could probably fund the Interior dept. for 2 fiscal years!

What custom rules could they do?
"Wearing bunny ears"
"Play even holes without pants" (hmm that might be going too far)
"Winner gets the DC and WY electors"