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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)Drowning in debt, Donald J. Trump has been forced to unload his treasured collection of over two hundred Republican congresspersons.
If the Joe Biden legal system can make me sell my politicians, it can make you sell yours, he warned supporters at a rally in Michigan. This should never be allowed to happen in this country.
But even as the indicted businessman put his used legislators on the block, economist Davis Logsdon, who tracks the resale market for public officials, questioned how much they will fetch.The first thing any prospective buyer of preowned politicians wants to know is, what condition are they in? he said. Unfortunately, many of these House Republicans are missing such crucial features as brains and spines, and, in the case of the men, two other parts.
The economist cited the cautionary example of Koch Industries, which had to withdraw Rep. Matt Gaetz from eBay in February after he drew a top bid of $30.
TheBlackAdder
(28,201 posts)Hermit-The-Prog
(33,346 posts)pandr32
(11,584 posts)ThoughtCriminal
(14,047 posts)But I'm going to make him file motions to oust Mike Johnson every week.
rubbersole
(6,690 posts)jaxexpat
(6,831 posts)Sell tickets and let buyers make selfies with the furiously ousting Johnson. Of course it's sarcasm, we run a legit joint here.
DBoon
(22,366 posts)There's a little plastic congress
There's a nation you can buy
- "Uncle Bernie's Farm", Frank Zappa
SWBTATTReg
(22,125 posts)people need to be investigated further, to determine if and what role they played on 1/6. If they participated, then BOOM, get rid of them. But, I don't have any faith in Garland anymore. So, we'll suffer knowing that some of these idiots did in fact, help tRUMP to try and overthrow the valid certification of the votes on 1/6.
lindysalsagal
(20,686 posts)IronLionZion
(45,442 posts)considering how little they have accomplished with their majority
ffr
(22,670 posts)China, Russia, Iran, and just about every other American adversary actively root for the GOP and support them in every way. That cannot be a coincidence.
IronLionZion
(45,442 posts)because they are always the first to sell out America to foreign adversaries
DownriverDem
(6,228 posts)Turn it around to be about his supporters.
Marcuse
(7,482 posts)TSExile
(2,446 posts)Not a bad likeness, actually.
Marcuse
(7,482 posts)smb
(3,471 posts)ShazzieB
(16,399 posts)COL Mustard
(5,897 posts)Great minds think alike.
Wounded Bear
(58,656 posts)A sad one maybe, but a chuckle.
William769
(55,147 posts)republianmushroom
(13,595 posts)et tu
(861 posts)da~
UTUSN
(70,695 posts)Martin68
(22,801 posts)spines, and, in the case of the men, two other parts."
SouthernDem4ever
(6,617 posts)LetMyPeopleVote
(145,257 posts)I love the Borowitz Report
Trueblue Texan
(2,430 posts)Kennah
(14,265 posts)usonian
(9,805 posts)Because it was Palm Sunday.
Dem2theMax
(9,651 posts)niyad
(113,315 posts)Kennah
(14,265 posts)soldierant
(6,874 posts)My jaw drops every time I look at who is using Substack - but I certainly get it. Wonkette said that after being with Substack a minth they experienced the first payday in I forget how long that they didn't have to worry and wonder how they were going to meet it.
HandmaidsTaleUntold
(176 posts)Love this guy.
calimary
(81,267 posts)Strikes Again!