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Michael Cohen says Smelvis the sick fuck Slobfather (Original Post) malaise Feb 2024 OP
And designer jail suits Beachnutt Feb 2024 #1
Love it malaise Feb 2024 #4
In a Gold Stretch Lame ProudMNDemocrat Feb 2024 #27
Just heard that. FalloutShelter Feb 2024 #2
video? Lol BootinUp Feb 2024 #3
Yes! The possibilities for infomercials are endless. livetohike Feb 2024 #5
Ketchup in gold bottles! Ocelot II Feb 2024 #10
ROFL! Good one. n/t livetohike Feb 2024 #13
His diapers could be gold foil! MontanaMama Feb 2024 #24
I can see him hawking that! Not a pretty sight.n/t livetohike Feb 2024 #28
I wore them myself for a few weeks following surgery. tavernier Feb 2024 #6
I take a good friend out for her appointments and to do odd jobs malaise Feb 2024 #8
We all do what we have to. When I had surgery more than a year ago I told myself not to make wise cracks twodogsbarking Feb 2024 #11
As a nurse of fifty years tavernier Feb 2024 #17
THIS malaise Feb 2024 #25
Piss colored adult diapers. Emile Feb 2024 #7
He could sell gold diaper pins. Ocelot II Feb 2024 #9
I drank some of this years ago. twodogsbarking Feb 2024 #12
All I Can Say About That Liqueur... ProfessorGAC Feb 2024 #31
eehehe. AllaN01Bear Feb 2024 #14
That is funny, actually, what Cohen said and the "Smelvis" part. I have to confess that I almost went to Escurumbele Feb 2024 #15
Re Smelvis malaise Feb 2024 #26
He uses them bdamomma Feb 2024 #16
I don't need adult diapers, but - werdna Feb 2024 #18
👇👇👇👁️👁️ Goonch Feb 2024 #19
Someone please take out a patent for these! Best gag gift for your old Trump Humper relatives. nt Maine-i-ac Feb 2024 #20
This country needs a gold plated garbage truck Turbineguy Feb 2024 #21
Gold plated wood chipper, extra large. Zzzzipp. Problem solved. twodogsbarking Feb 2024 #22
Do not care to see him modeling gold diapers KS Toronado Feb 2024 #23
He's the world's greatest con artist...There's a sucker born every minute spanone Feb 2024 #29
I suspect that the whiny voiec he uses when he attacks malaise Feb 2024 #30

FalloutShelter

(12,199 posts)
2. Just heard that.
Sun Feb 18, 2024, 10:25 AM
Feb 2024

OMG so funny, but I mean… what planet are we on that this conversation even exists.

The Republican Party has become thoroughly corrupted.

livetohike

(22,476 posts)
5. Yes! The possibilities for infomercials are endless.
Sun Feb 18, 2024, 10:52 AM
Feb 2024

Golden toilets
Gold tennis shoes
Adult Diapers
Paper Towels
Ketchup

MontanaMama

(23,601 posts)
24. His diapers could be gold foil!
Sun Feb 18, 2024, 01:00 PM
Feb 2024

They’d look like jiffy pop underpants.


ETA: I realize a lot of people need and wear adult diapers. I am not making fun of folks who do. I am only making fun of Smelvis and he deserves it.

tavernier

(12,647 posts)
6. I wore them myself for a few weeks following surgery.
Sun Feb 18, 2024, 10:54 AM
Feb 2024

Didn’t actually need them, but I felt more secure going out in public after they removed my gallbladder and my body was trying to figure out what it was supposed to do and when.

I don’t mind the diaper jokes, but there are a lot of people out there, who have a need for them that is not just laziness. People much younger than Trump, in fact.

But then again, all is fair in love and politics.

malaise

(272,207 posts)
8. I take a good friend out for her appointments and to do odd jobs
Sun Feb 18, 2024, 10:58 AM
Feb 2024

She is approaching 90 so of course she uses them. So what - this is about Smelvis the salesman.

twodogsbarking

(10,662 posts)
11. We all do what we have to. When I had surgery more than a year ago I told myself not to make wise cracks
Sun Feb 18, 2024, 11:19 AM
Feb 2024

with the prep nurses. They bring you these socks that would fit an elephant and I said "you found my size" and the nurse smiled.
I wear size 13 shoes. She got it. The people there were all terrific. Stay well.

tavernier

(12,647 posts)
17. As a nurse of fifty years
Sun Feb 18, 2024, 11:51 AM
Feb 2024

I thank you for the compliment on their behalf. You’re right, we all do what we have to. I often found with my patients that the physical discomforts are easier to take than embarrassment.

Of course it’s obvious that nothing embarrasses trump as he often displays his ass to the world. I’m just not so sure it works in our favor to keep up the adult diaper jokes.

malaise

(272,207 posts)
25. THIS
Sun Feb 18, 2024, 01:01 PM
Feb 2024

. I often found with my patients that the physical discomforts are easier to take than embarrassment.

ProfessorGAC

(66,894 posts)
31. All I Can Say About That Liqueur...
Sun Feb 18, 2024, 03:30 PM
Feb 2024

...is it's better than Jägermeister. Of course, kerosene is better than Jägermeister.

Escurumbele

(3,494 posts)
15. That is funny, actually, what Cohen said and the "Smelvis" part. I have to confess that I almost went to
Sun Feb 18, 2024, 11:39 AM
Feb 2024

Google to find out what a "Smelvis" is, and then it just dawned on me what it is, and I just cracked up...I love it...If you are the author of that funny name, you must make it into a bumper sticker with just that word "Smelvis", and maybe a little drawing, then let people figure it out, it can become a great meme.

Imagine if a lot of people start calling him Smelvis...that would be so good.

werdna

(654 posts)
18. I don't need adult diapers, but -
Sun Feb 18, 2024, 11:56 AM
Feb 2024

- I'll be damned if I wouldn't be tempted to buy them and use them just so I could claim I shit all over Trump!

Turbineguy

(37,853 posts)
21. This country needs a gold plated garbage truck
Sun Feb 18, 2024, 12:33 PM
Feb 2024

to run trump over with.

He should die like he lived. Grotesque.

spanone

(136,763 posts)
29. He's the world's greatest con artist...There's a sucker born every minute
Sun Feb 18, 2024, 03:23 PM
Feb 2024

A despicable humanoid being.

malaise

(272,207 posts)
30. I suspect that the whiny voiec he uses when he attacks
Sun Feb 18, 2024, 03:30 PM
Feb 2024

persons who make him pay for consequences was used since he was a toddler blaming his siblings for his evil deeds. I'd love one of his relatives to tell us.

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