Someone call the burn unit for MTG

[RAB910]

[Maru Kitteh]

1. .

Really well done

[TheBlackAdder]

13. They would give anything to have him PUT IN PRISON *fixed that sentence*

[rzemanfl]

2. K&R. n/t

[tanyev]

3. *snort*

[FalloutShelter]

5. Double snort*

[consider_this]

27. she's gotta be snorting' sumpthin...

just too hilarious!

[SergeStorms]

34. Her district....

is full of burned-out meth labs. 🤔 I think that may be the answer to "she's snorting something".

[Lonestarblue]

41. Either that or she has the IQ of a turnip. Or perhaps both.

[2naSalit]

4. Love letters...

To herself.

[plcdude]

6. There

Is something seriously wrong with her

[birdographer]

18. Do ya think they will vote her in again when the time comes?

[LuvLoogie]

22. Yes.

Of course.

[Lochloosa]

30. She's in a safe district..they are all nuts in N. GA

[DemocraticPatriot]

32. She's a Republican AND a MAGAt Republican. Start with those....

of course the list of the rest is too long for me to post here... LOL

[struggle4progress]

7. Oh dearie me, how I do wish we had our very own candidate charged with 91 felonies!

Indeedy poo! I always require my smelling salts when he wafts by!

[vanlassie]

8. What A Freak.

[brush]

9. Again, she of the "peach tree dish" and "gazpacho police" shows what a dummy she is...

by extolling the virtues of the four-times indicted for ninety one felony charges, and twice impeached criminal defendant.

I bolded the word indicted because she pronounces it as "in-dick-ted."

[BigOleDummy]

50. As a long time , card carrying dummy

I take offense to being even remotely compared to that fetid piece of distended pig intestine.

[brush]

53. Oh my. Pls let me apologize. Love your use of the word fetid. I don't recall reading that here before.

Very appropriate.

[BigOleDummy]

58. Thanx

[kimbutgar]

10. I wonder if she's given him a BJ and swallowed?

She is so in adoration of the orange menace and he’ll toss her aside when she’s no longer his useful tool/fool!

[limbicnuminousity]

26. kimbutgar, you are delightful

But putting that visual in all of our minds could be considered a crime against humanity. Brain bleach is costly!



/there's most certainly crumpled up tissue filled with orange pulp in the waste receptacle.

[lonely bird]

45. I was looking for a spork

To scoop out my mind’s eye.

[cstanleytech]

40. I doubt it because she would first have to stop tonguing his ass to swallow anything.

[Bev54]

11. What a great reply!

[NoMoreRepugs]

12. Marge still groveling for consideration as the VP candidate.

The two of them together might be more than the sane universe can handle.

[limbicnuminousity]

14. Every accusation is an admission

a jealous girl that got tossed to the side. Or maybe it's just rabies.

[llmart]

15. OMG!

I burst out laughing at the end of reading that. Now THAT'S a perfect response to her.

[tavernier]

16. Is this for real?

Oh. My. Sweet. Jesus!

You Seriously think women want to HAVE HIM?

A balding man who dyes his comb over and spreads brown shoe polish on his face?

[soldierant]

17. Reminds me of Johannes Brahms

who must have inspired the meme from Sunday Lolcats a couple of weeks ago - "I dusted once. It came back. Not falling for that again."

A colleague came by his home while he was out, but was able to enter the house, which was swimming in dust. He wrote "Schwein" on the piano. Next time he saw Brahms, he mentioned having come by. Brahms replried, Oh, I knew that. You left your calling card on the piano."

[yardwork]

19. Dying laughing!

[JudyM]

52. Same here. That was def a thing of beauty.

[lastlib]

20. Somewhere in Georgia, a village is missing its idiot.....

We found her. She's in Washington. Come get her. Please.

Kids, this is what happens when the education system fails you.

[Baitball Blogger]

21. Oh, God, that was good.

[SouthernDem4ever]

23. Perfect Brian!

LOL

[onecaliberal]

24. Ouch!

[Submariner]

25. It must be luv

[SunSeeker]

37. She is really overestimating the area involved.

[The Unmitigated Gall]

28. Hey Margie,

Remember when Fuckface walked right by you on the airport tarmac to greet his adoring sheep?

Remember how he didn't even cast a glance in your direction, just left you there with your adoring smile of anticipation sliding off your face?
Man...YOU were the jealous girl tossed to the side on that day!

Glad to see it still hurts.

Toodles!

[GreenWave]

29. Perfect rope a dope at the end!

[Blue Owl]

31. Yeah I wish we had an odious, demented, racist rapist with shit-filled pants....

[SergeStorms]

33. Trump was a registered Democrat.....

from 2001 until 2009. When the Democratic party showed no signs of letting him anywhere near the reins of power, he reregistered as a republican. They'll allow anyone to grab their reins of power, as long as they completely soulless and void of any humanity.
Trump has changed party affiliation 5 different times since first registering as a republican in 1987.

[Alice Kramden]

35. "You don't have to sign your tweets..."

Perfect response

[From The Ashes]

36. I love BTC...

He's a jewel.

[rubbersole]

38. Someone should tell her she'll never be VP.

Not 'hot' enough. Rudy and Bannon would turn her down.

[ProudMNDemocrat]

42. MTG makes the Wicked Witch of the West appear as a Girl Scout.

This woman is so VILE, HATE-Filled, DEPOLORABLE, I am certain you could sense her presence from another room.

If there be a place in hell for her, I am positive MTG will find it. I also love the fact that Jamie Raskin gets under her skin.

[ShazzieB]

47. Just one of the many reasons I love Jamie!

[Martin68]

43. LOL!

[Silver Gaia]

44. That made me truly LOL!

Clever retort!

[lonely bird]

46. Well, it is a step forward...

She signed “psycho”. The first step to solving a problem is admitting you have a problem.

[Emile]

48. LOL 🤣

[Kid Berwyn]

49. Aw gee, Fred! That's not fair to psychos.

[Kennah]

57. Thank you. The derision is not appreciated.

[PortTack]

51. A spoken from her alternate universe

[appleannie1]

54. That was such an appropriate response.

[BlueKota]

55. I needed that laugh

[samsingh]

56. hilarious because its true

[Bluethroughu]

59. Crispy!