[updated] I need advice...

[edisdead]

Last edited Thu Oct 26, 2023, 02:06 PM - Edit history (1)

wasps got into my house and are causing a massive problem. I was going to call an exterminator to treat the wasps in my house, but my buddy convinced me to bring in more wasps to sting the other wasps instead. That should work.

what do you guys think?

UPDATE:
I just spoke with another friend who gave me some more advice. I think it’s pretty good. If I pray that the bees go away that will help to rid me of my problem. I should also pray for the good wasps as well to make sure that they have the lord and savior protecting them as the combat the evil wasps. Crossing my fingers. Will keep you guys updated!

[Turbineguy]

1. Republican solution?

[edisdead]

4. Please! I am dealing with a disaster here

Please! I am dealing with a disaster here! NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR POLITICS!!!!

[WhiteTara]

9. my advice is call

the exterminator. You don't want to find out if you are allergic to their venom.

[EYESORE 9001]

2. That doesn't work

The new wasps will join forces with the old wasps. They’ll never turn on one another if it means losing the upper hand.

[edisdead]

3. I am skeptical...

I am skeptical. I have been assured these are the good wasps.

[EYESORE 9001]

6. They're all wasps at the end of the day

Stingin’ MFers, one & all 🐝 🐝 🐝

[edisdead]

7. Yeah but

Yeah but the exterminator is trying to tell me what I should do. I don’t like that. Just because he has years of experience why should I listen to what he says? It’s my right to make my own decisions!

That’s how they start taking away your freedoms. Bit by bit trying to tell YOU what to do!

[Midnight Writer]

14. Don't listen to the exterminator. Do your own research and pray for guidance.

[Happy Hoosier]

5. I sense a metaphor.

And I like it.

[bucolic_frolic]

8. Get a hand trigger sprayer and make detergent solution

Spray them, it confuses and immobilizes them, then stomp them. Pretend they are Republicans.

[LuckyCharms]

11. You should post bullshit in the lounge...like I do.

[usonian]

12. On a small scale, I used spray starch.

Don't be like the idiot who used a torch and took out his garage. I assume you know better, but the story bears repeating.

Be careful.

And if your story is allegorical, so is mine.

Their human counterparts are members of a cult. Isolate them (where's the spray starch for magats? Speak up, readers. )

[Demsrule86]

13. Terrible solution...call an exterminator.

Or leave your home take animals with you and use one of those wasp bombs. I never used one myself...I always called an exterminator. Good luck.

[Hekate]

15. Get down on your knees & form a prayer circle with your friends. Praise the Lord.

Solves all your problems in the House. The Senate, not so much.