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edisdead

(2,374 posts)
Thu Oct 26, 2023, 10:07 AM Oct 2023

[updated] I need advice...

Last edited Thu Oct 26, 2023, 02:06 PM - Edit history (1)

wasps got into my house and are causing a massive problem. I was going to call an exterminator to treat the wasps in my house, but my buddy convinced me to bring in more wasps to sting the other wasps instead. That should work.

what do you guys think?

UPDATE:
I just spoke with another friend who gave me some more advice. I think it’s pretty good. If I pray that the bees go away that will help to rid me of my problem. I should also pray for the good wasps as well to make sure that they have the lord and savior protecting them as the combat the evil wasps. Crossing my fingers. Will keep you guys updated!

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[updated] I need advice... (Original Post) edisdead Oct 2023 OP
Republican solution? Turbineguy Oct 2023 #1
Please! I am dealing with a disaster here edisdead Oct 2023 #4
my advice is call WhiteTara Oct 2023 #9
That doesn't work EYESORE 9001 Oct 2023 #2
I am skeptical... edisdead Oct 2023 #3
They're all wasps at the end of the day EYESORE 9001 Oct 2023 #6
Yeah but edisdead Oct 2023 #7
Don't listen to the exterminator. Do your own research and pray for guidance. Midnight Writer Oct 2023 #14
I sense a metaphor. Happy Hoosier Oct 2023 #5
Get a hand trigger sprayer and make detergent solution bucolic_frolic Oct 2023 #8
This message was self-deleted by its author LuckyCharms Oct 2023 #10
You should post bullshit in the lounge...like I do. LuckyCharms Oct 2023 #11
On a small scale, I used spray starch. usonian Oct 2023 #12
Terrible solution...call an exterminator. Demsrule86 Oct 2023 #13
Get down on your knees & form a prayer circle with your friends. Praise the Lord. Hekate Oct 2023 #15

edisdead

(2,374 posts)
4. Please! I am dealing with a disaster here
Thu Oct 26, 2023, 10:14 AM
Oct 2023

Please! I am dealing with a disaster here! NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR POLITICS!!!!

EYESORE 9001

(26,412 posts)
2. That doesn't work
Thu Oct 26, 2023, 10:12 AM
Oct 2023

The new wasps will join forces with the old wasps. They’ll never turn on one another if it means losing the upper hand.

edisdead

(2,374 posts)
7. Yeah but
Thu Oct 26, 2023, 10:25 AM
Oct 2023

Yeah but the exterminator is trying to tell me what I should do. I don’t like that. Just because he has years of experience why should I listen to what he says? It’s my right to make my own decisions!

That’s how they start taking away your freedoms. Bit by bit trying to tell YOU what to do!

bucolic_frolic

(44,593 posts)
8. Get a hand trigger sprayer and make detergent solution
Thu Oct 26, 2023, 10:37 AM
Oct 2023

Spray them, it confuses and immobilizes them, then stomp them. Pretend they are Republicans.

Response to edisdead (Original post)

usonian

(10,929 posts)
12. On a small scale, I used spray starch.
Thu Oct 26, 2023, 11:30 AM
Oct 2023

Don't be like the idiot who used a torch and took out his garage. I assume you know better, but the story bears repeating.

Be careful.

And if your story is allegorical, so is mine.

Their human counterparts are members of a cult. Isolate them (where's the spray starch for magats? Speak up, readers. )

Demsrule86

(69,364 posts)
13. Terrible solution...call an exterminator.
Thu Oct 26, 2023, 11:34 AM
Oct 2023

Or leave your home take animals with you and use one of those wasp bombs. I never used one myself...I always called an exterminator. Good luck.

Hekate

(92,320 posts)
15. Get down on your knees & form a prayer circle with your friends. Praise the Lord.
Thu Oct 26, 2023, 02:41 PM
Oct 2023

Solves all your problems in the House. The Senate, not so much.

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