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Sat Oct 21, 2023, 02:50 PM Oct 2023

Why not volunteer to run for House Speaker? They need help.

Here are some resume ideas

4 votes, 0 passes | Time left: Unlimited
I'm running for House Speaker because I'm good at it, having been on the track team in high school
0 (0%)
I was actually elected to Congress in 2020 but some Hugo Chavez guy stole my votes
1 (25%)
I'm very very conservative: I walk everywhere, oppose modern medicine, and have no phone or TV
0 (0%)
The job I had, before the job I had before this one, was helping little old ladies reinvest their savings
0 (0%)
I'm currently using my billion dollar cardboard home under a highway bridge as security for bank loans
0 (0%)
If it helps, I could always have sex with someone underaged, threaten to overthrow the government, or steal national secrets
0 (0%)
I was raised by my grandparents until 9/11 happened cuz my mother died in the Holocaust before I was born
1 (25%)
The felony conviction was politically motivated so I don't want to talk about it, unless you think it's a plus
2 (50%)
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