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GLENN BECK SINGS "BOTH SIDES NOW"
1.
Breaking stories soon grow cold
Yesterdays news is so old
Unless it gets newly told
Ive looked at news that way
But some at Fox said I had changed
They Im weird, they say Im strange
And some said I was half-deranged
They saw my show that way
Ive looked at news from both sides now
From true and false and still somehow
Its my illusions I recall
I really dont know news
.at all.
2.
Beans are white and beans are green
They give us gas, they keep us lean
When they are jelly, they taste keen
Ive looked at beans that way
But Im not rich from beans Ive sold
Ive gotten rich by touting gold
Organics do not fit the mold
For fans held in my sway
Ive looked at beans from both sides now
From white to green, and still somehow
Its Goldlines paychecks I recall
I really dont know beans
..at all
3.
Shit is brown and shit is green
And several colors in between
And every version I have seen
Stinks in some bad way
But now they say the shit is me
I have no credibility
I pled with Fox on bended knee
But they sent me away
Ive looked at shit from both sides now,
From brown and green, and still somehow,
Its shits strong odor I recall
I really dont know shit
at all.
CaliforniaPeggy
(149,614 posts)Bravo!
No, I am not going to sing it in public!
DFW
(54,372 posts)From the inside of a tank, that is!
CaliforniaPeggy
(149,614 posts)Window
(7,265 posts)Well done!
DFW
(54,372 posts)But so far, no Beck fans have made any threats.